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Port Guide: St. Maarten - Everything We Think You Should Know Before You Go! - ParoDeeJay

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ParoDeeJay
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👁️ 45K views📅 6 years ago⏱️ 10:33

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Editorial Summary

The creators provide a comprehensive guide to St. Maarten, focusing primarily on the Dutch side in Philipsburg. They begin by describing the ease of navigating the port, noting the immediate availability of shopping and dining options near the ship. The video details several ship excursions offered by Carnival, including a semi-submersible underwater explorer, an island tour that visits both the Dutch and French sides, a trolley train tour, and various water activities like snorkeling and helmet diving. They also mention unique attractions such as the Sky Explorer ski lift and the Flying Dutchman zipline. For travelers preferring to explore independently, the creators suggest walking to the nearby beach or utilizing the water taxi system. They highlight the possibility of visiting the Yoda character creator museum or booking private tours, such as Bernard's tours, to see sites like Lake Gaube. The guide concludes with a free and frugal fun rating, where the creators assign St. Maarten a score of five and a half out of ten based on the accessibility of free beaches and local amenities.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

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Creator's Key Takeaways

we are back with another episode of parody Jays port guides and today we are delving into I think one of the only islands that has different nationalities on either side it's st. Maarten

we've been there a few times and there is a lot to talk about there st. Maarten there's a ton to do

you get to see pretty much every they take you over to the French side while they take you through Phillipsburg and tell you some cool stuff in history

st. Maarten is actually a really convenient port to explore

Creator's Tips & Advice

Take the water taxi for convenience at the end of the day
Visit Maho Beach for airplane watching, but be cautious near the fence

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Navigating the port and shopping areaIt's very easy to navigate; the shopping complex and taxi stand are straightforward
Safety at Maho Beach with airplanesDon't stand against the fence; you could get seriously injured

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat are the best things to do in St. Maarten's cruise port?
QHow can you explore St. Maarten on your own?
QWhat ship excursions are available in St. Maarten?

Topics Covered

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Port Highlights

Philipsburg3 Happy Bacon
Top: Top 10 Best of St. Maarten
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