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The Paul Gauguin Cruise Disappointment—Here's Why You Should Still Consider It

Luxury Cruising
Luxury Cruising
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👫 Best for GroupSouth_pacific · 11 nightsVeteran Cruiser

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Creator's Key Takeaways

This was 40some. I've kind of lost track cruise and so I've cruised many lines and was very excited to go back to French Polynesia.

I'm a spa girl, and so it doesn't you're not going to have a thermal spa that you would be kind of expecting in a luxury ship. So, I was a bit disappointed.

The crew at Polan were wonderful. By day two, the crew around the pool, I sat in the same spot every day and Thomas knew my name.

Creator's Tips & Advice

Fly business class for long flights to French Polynesia.
Stay in an overwater bungalow before the cruise to relax and adjust.
Rent a car on the islands to explore at your own pace instead of joining group tours.
If going on a cruise, get off the ship and explore independently.

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Feeling out of place on a luxury cruiseDress codes vary by cruise line; speak to a travel advisor to find a fit. You don't need to wear formal attire every night.
Ship being too small or lacking activitiesThe ship is small with limited activities; plan excursions or rent a car to explore islands independently.
Overwater bungalow appeal and costSplurge on an overwater bungalow for a unique experience; it's worth it for the views and access to marine life.

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat are the pros and cons of the Paul Gauguin cruise?
QIs the Paul Gauguin cruise worth the price for a French Polynesia trip?
QWhat should travelers expect from the ship's amenities and dining?
QHow does the Paul Gauguin cruise compare to other luxury cruise lines?
QWhat are the best ways to experience French Polynesia?

Topics Covered

Port Destination4 Happy BaconEmbarkation2½ Happy BaconValue Pricing1½ Sad BaconService Crew4 Happy BaconShip Condition2½ Sad BaconCabin Interior1½ Sad BaconSpa Fitness3½ Sad BaconDining Main1 Sad Bacon

Port Highlights

Tahiti3½ Happy Bacon
Bora Bora4 Happy Bacon
Top: Sea scooter with turtles
Moorea3 Happy Bacon
Top: ATV tour
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YouTube Video Description

Sylvia Hanna, dishes on her 11-night Paul Gauguin cruise with 32 of her friends and clients. From the good (overwater bungalows and sea-scooter turtle adventures) to the disappointing (dated cabins, rocking seas, and zero thermal spa), this is the honest, no-filter review every French Polynesia dreamer needs before booking.