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The Worst Cruise We’ve Ever Taken in 24 years of cruising

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👁️ 39K views📅 2 months ago⏱️ 17:00

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Editorial Summary

The creator recounts their experience with the worst cruise of their 153 voyages, specifically focusing on a 2014 trip with Voyages of Discovery to Iceland. Before detailing this experience, they describe a runner-up bad experience on a Mississippi River cruise aboard the Mississippi Queen in 2013. That river cruise involved noisy staterooms near crew doors and cramped accommodations that led the creators to leave the ship early. Regarding the 2014 Iceland cruise, the creator highlights several significant issues with the ship, including poor maintenance, a lack of power that required an external generator, and subpar food quality. They note that the stateroom was small and poorly kept, featuring a chipped sink and moldy fruit. Additionally, the creator mentions an instance of unprofessional behavior from a cruise director. Despite the negative conditions on board the vessel, the creator concludes that the destination of Iceland was beautiful and highly recommends the location, noting that subsequent trips to the region with different cruise lines provided much better experiences.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

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Creator's Key Takeaways

Without question, 100% the absolute worst cruise we've ever been on.

there is mold and fuzz growing on the fruit plate.

I've never had that on a cruise line. Never had somebody really be rude to me on a cruise line.

Iceland is a beautiful place and I highly recommend it.

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat is the worst cruise the creators have ever taken?

Topics Covered

Ship Condition5 Sad BaconCabin Interior5 Sad BaconService Crew5 Sad BaconDining Buffet5 Sad BaconWifi Connectivity2½ Sad BaconItinerary Route2½ Happy BaconExcursions4 Happy BaconValue Pricing5 Sad Bacon

Port Highlights

Baton Rouge2½ Sad Bacon
Portsmouth
Reykjavik4 Happy Bacon
Top: Private tour of Reykjavik and area
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