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This is Why P&O Iona Gets So Many Bad Reviews...

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Editorial Summary

The creators evaluate their seven night Northern Europe cruise on the P&O Iona, booked at a rate of 767 pounds per person. They address the ship's reputation for overcrowding and inconsistent service by assessing the actual experience on board. While noting that the passenger space ratio leads to significant crowds and long waits for lifts, they find the ship to be immaculately clean and the service to be friendly and efficient. The review covers various aspects of the voyage, including the small size of the inside cabin, the quality of the included dining, and the performance of specialty restaurants. They express disappointment with the specialty venue Sindhu, citing poor food quality and high prices, but praise the value of the main dining rooms. The creators also discuss the rising costs of onboard extras like Wi-Fi and shore excursions. Ultimately, they conclude that Iona offers strong value for budget conscious travelers who enjoy a lively atmosphere and do not mind crowds, though they suggest more premium lines for those seeking glitz or serenity.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

How This Review Compares

This review's score for Iona
A Nibble
All-time creator consensus for Iona
A Nibble

This review is in line with the all-time creator consensus.

What This Creator Said
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Northern_europe Β· 7 nightsFrom SouthamptonVeteran Cruiser

Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

We don't think anyone would accuse us of being fans of PO cruises.

The inside cabin is small. At 135 ft, it is the smallest cabin we have ever stayed in.

Service was friendly, pretty efficient, and at times genuinely warm.

The fish and chips at the Keys are the best at sea.

Creator's Tips & Advice

βœ“Book an inside cabin for the best value if you don't mind small spaces.
βœ“Avoid Iona if you hate crowds and queues.

πŸ†•New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Overcrowding and queues β€” If you don't mind crowds, you'll be fine; if you like a buzz, you'll work with it.
Small cabin size β€” The cabin is small but comfortable; it's worth it for the price.

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat is it really like to spend 7 days in the smallest cabin on the UK’s biggest cruise ship?
QWas the cruise worth the price of Β£767 per person?

Topics Covered

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