This Pre Cruise Lunch Got Wild

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Tony from Lao Loca shares a story regarding a recent lunch experience in Miami, Florida, prior to embarking on a themed cruise aboard Royal Caribbean's Explorer of the Seas. While visiting the Bayside Market, he decided to dine at a restaurant called Bacon Slut. He initially expected a menu focused on bacon dishes but discovered the establishment functioned more like a club with a DJ and high energy. The creator describes a chaotic atmosphere involving birthday celebrations, dancing, and champagne bottle service. He notes that the service style was highly unconventional, as the waitress repeatedly addressed him using profanity as part of the restaurant's theme. Despite the intense social environment and the loud music, Tony reports that the food, including avocado toast with bacon, loaded hash browns, and powdered donuts, was delicious. He concludes that while the restaurant offers a wild scene and entertaining vibe, diners should be aware of the specific atmosphere and service style before visiting.
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my waitress called me the b word over and over and over again at lunch I've never i' never it's bizarre
it's definitely on my recommend list but know what you're getting into good food a fun entertaining Vibe
I was looking at Yelp reviews and places to eat in Miami and I knew I wanted to do some stuff over at the Bayside Market
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