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Viking River Cruise Review, Not What I Expected!

Terry Anzur
Terry Anzur
🎫Tourist
πŸ‘οΈ 167K viewsπŸ“… 9 months ago⏱️ 12:24

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Editorial Summary

A skeptical first-time river cruiser shares their experience traveling through France on the Viking Buri longship. The creator details the boarding process, ship amenities, and cabin accommodations, noting that the stateroom matched the website descriptions. The review covers various aspects of the voyage, including the ease of internet connectivity and the availability of a small elevator for those with mobility concerns. The creator highlights the included daily excursions, such as visiting Roman ruins in Arles, the Pope's Palace in Avignon, and wine tasting in Beaujolais. While the creator highly praises the plated meals and the quality of the food and drink, they express dissatisfaction with a buffet-style specialty dinner, describing it as stressful for both passengers and crew. The summary also touches upon the ship's atmosphere, noting the absence of children and the generally older demographic of the passengers. Ultimately, the creator concludes that the cruise offers a relaxing, culturally rich experience that stands in stark contrast to their previous negative experiences on large ocean cruise ships.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

How This Review Compares

This review's score for Viking Cruise Lines
Bacon Bliss
All-time creator consensus for Viking Cruise Lines
A Nibble

This review is more positive than the all-time creator consensus.

What This Creator Said
Creator RecommendsFull Ship Review🎫Tourist Creator
❀️ Best for CoupleOther · 8 nightsFrom AvignonFirst-Time Cruiser

Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

Frankly, all of the included tours exceeded my expectations

The Viking Longship might just be for you

I swore I'd never cruise again after my family took a vacation on a giant cruise ship and it was our worst vacation ever

Creator's Tips & Advice

βœ“Sign up for included morning excursions and do your own thing in the afternoons
βœ“Get up early to enjoy the ship when it's less crowded
βœ“Consider the balcony stateateroom but note it may be useless if another boat is parked next door

πŸ†•New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

What type of stateateroom to get β€” We were really happy with our stateateroom that has a balcony
What to expect from excursions β€” All included tours exceeded expectations, with options for different fitness levels

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat is the food like on a Viking River Cruise?
QWhat can you expect from the excursions and service?
QIs a Viking River Cruise worth it for a first-time cruiser?

Topics Covered

Itinerary Route4 Happy BaconPort Destination4 Happy BaconDining Main4Β½ Happy BaconExcursions4 Happy BaconService Crew4Β½ Happy BaconEmbarkation4 Happy BaconCabin Balcony3Β½ Happy BaconDrink Package4 Happy Bacon

Port Highlights

Arles4 Happy Bacon
Top: Roman amphitheater and Van Gogh sites
Lyon4 Happy Bacon
Top: Panoramic bus tour
Bojlet4Β½ Happy Bacon
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