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The Cruise Experience Most People Never See: We Try Ultra Luxury

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πŸ‘οΈ 60K viewsπŸ“… 9 months ago⏱️ 59:48

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Editorial Summary

The creators document an eight night Mediterranean and North African sailing aboard the Crystal Symphony to evaluate the brand's ultra luxury offerings. The journey begins with an examination of the embarkation process, highlighting the efficiency of small boutique cruising and the immediate welcome of champagne. The creators explore various aspects of ship life, including renovated Sapphire suites, the all inclusive nature of the fare, and diverse dining options ranging from the Beef Bar to the Michelin inspired Umi Uma. They also detail onboard entertainment such as the Galaxy Lounge and the White Night party. Port excursions are a significant focus, with the creators visiting Ibiza, Gibraltar, and Morocco. In Casablanca, they visit Rick's Cafe, and in Marrakesh, they utilize shore excursions to navigate the local markets. The video concludes with a review of traditional afternoon tea and a final verdict on the cruise line. The creators conclude that despite the age of the current fleet, the recent renovations and exemplary service make Crystal a highly recommended choice for gourmet travelers and those seeking sophisticated seagoing luxury.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

How This Review Compares

This review's score for Crystal Cruises
Bacon Bliss
All-time creator consensus for Crystal Cruises
A Nibble

This review is more positive than the all-time creator consensus.

What This Creator Said
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❀️ Best for CoupleMediterranean · 8 nights

Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

Without a word of a lie, hand on heart, it is one of the best speciality dining evenings we've had aboard a cruise ship for a very long time.

The service is consistently top-notch, and the staff are so friendly, genuinely so.

So ultimately, would we recommend Crystal? Yes, we absolutely would.

Creator's Tips & Advice

βœ“Check their website to see which cabin grade/decor suits you best.
βœ“If visiting Ibiza, it is eminently walkable and you don't need to book a ship's tour.
βœ“In Marrakesh, booking a tour with shore excursions is easier for navigating markets.

πŸ†•New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Age of the ships β€” They have been recently renovated and don't feel dated.
Whether the cruise is too stuffy or dated β€” Not at all, it exceeded expectations.

Questions This Creator Answers

QIs Crystal a good ultra-luxury cruise option?
QAre the older ships (20-30 years old) something to be worried about?
QWhat is the dining experience like on Crystal?
QIs Crystal all-inclusive?

Topics Covered

Ship Condition4 Happy BaconValue Pricing3Β½ Happy BaconDining Specialty5 Happy BaconItinerary Route4 Happy BaconDining Bars Drinks4Β½ Happy BaconService Crew4Β½ Happy BaconEntertainment Shows4 Happy BaconPort Destination4 Happy Bacon

Port Highlights

Casablanca4 Happy Bacon
Gibraltar4 Happy Bacon
Top: Cable Car
Ibiza4Β½ Happy Bacon
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