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We cruise the Danube in 5* LUXURY from Budapest to Bavaria on the Uniworld SS Maria Theresa

ThePoshTravelBlog (Stuart and Christina)
ThePoshTravelBlog (Stuart and Christina)
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👁️ 51K views📅 2 years ago⏱️ 44:24

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Editorial Summary

The creators document a luxury river cruise aboard the SS Maria Theresa, traveling from Budapest, Hungary, to Passau, Germany. The journey begins with an overview of the ship, which they describe as a floating palace, including a tour of their cabin featuring high end mattresses and marble bathrooms. Throughout the voyage, the travelers visit several major destinations including Bratislava, Vienna, and various towns in the Wachau Valley such as Dürnstein and Melk. They highlight various onboard amenities like the sun deck, a small swimming pool with a wave machine, and organized social events such as a Captains night and a themed 70s party. The creators also detail several shore excursions, including a walking tour in Bratislava using a quiet vox system, a Mozart concert in Vienna, and visits to the Spanish Riding School. They conclude that while river cruising is more organized and requires earlier starts than ocean cruising, the high quality of food, local wines, and central docking locations made the experience exceptional.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

How This Review Compares

This review's score for Uniworld River Cruises
Bacon Bliss
All-time creator consensus for Uniworld River Cruises
Seriously Tasty

This review is more positive than the all-time creator consensus.

What This Creator Said
Creator RecommendsCruise Vlog🥈Expert Creator
❤️ Best for CoupleNorthern_europe · Summer · 7 nightsFrom BudapestFirst-Time Cruiser

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Creator's Key Takeaways

we're cruising from Budapest in Hungary to pass in Germany

the food is very very good

we're definitely going to do another River crew absolutely it's our first and we're hooked already

the cabins are so luxuriously well appointed

Creator's Tips & Advice

Book your Uniworld cruise through their website link for exact meeting location
Be organized with storage in the cabin as space is limited

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Getting used to the organized scheduleOnce you're into the vibe, it's fantastic

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat is it like to cruise the Danube on Uniworld's SS Maria Theresa?
QWhat are the dining options and food quality on board?
QWhat are the ports of call and cultural experiences?

Topics Covered

Excursions4½ Happy BaconService Crew4½ Happy BaconItinerary Route4½ Happy BaconDining Main4½ Happy BaconCabin Suite4½ Happy BaconPool Deck3½ Happy BaconEmbarkation2½ Happy BaconPort Destination4½ Happy Bacon

Port Highlights

Bratislava4½ Happy Bacon
Top: Walking Tour with Private Guide
Budapest4½ Happy Bacon
Top: Scenic River Cruise
Linz4½ Happy Bacon
Top: Old Town and Castle Walk
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