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We cruised on Carnival Miracle, and we HATED IT! πŸ›³οΈ #carnivalmiracle #carnivalcruise #cruise

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What This Creator Said
Creator Warns AgainstFull Ship ReviewπŸ₯ˆExpert Creator

Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

This was without doubt the dirtiest cruise ship cabin we've ever stayed in.

If Liberace went out on the Raz and was then asked to design a cruise ship while still knocking back the Zambuka shots, this is almost certainly what he'd come up with.

It's loud, it's brash, and it's utterly bonkers.

Topics Covered

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How to read the Trip Bacon Score
Happy Bacon β€” creators loved this aspect
Sad Bacon β€” creators took issue with this
Meh β€” no strong opinion either way

Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = β€œmeh”, 5 = β€œbacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.

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