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Don's Family Vacations
Don's Family Vacations
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πŸ‘οΈ 63K viewsπŸ“… 4 years ago⏱️ 14:00

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Editorial Summary

The creator provides travel advice and warnings for passengers planning Mediterranean cruises, specifically focusing on shore excursions and transportation. She advises against booking long excursions because many tour buses lack air conditioning, which can lead to extreme discomfort in high temperatures. She suggests carrying plenty of water and using cooling ice packs to manage the heat. The creator also compares cruise line excursions with independent transportation options like hop-on hop-off buses. While cruise line excursions offer a guarantee that the ship will wait for passengers, independent buses do not. She shares a personal negative experience in Malta where a hop-on hop-off bus was significantly delayed, lacked shade, and dropped passengers in an unmapped area. After failing to find available taxis, she successfully used Uber to reach her destination. She concludes by recommending Uber in Malta and advising travelers to check for enclosed windows on buses to ensure air conditioning is present.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

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What This Creator Said
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Mediterranean Β· SummerVeteran Cruiser

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Creator's Key Takeaways

i was on five different tour buses in greece and none of them would have what you call air conditioning

we were piling on the sunscreen it was hot and sweaty and we were barely barely moving in in the bus

i'm gonna recommend uber and i don't normally do that you know i everybody has their own choice i take taxis all the time so yeah but i just i could not believe that they did that

in malta not gonna recommend the hop-on hop-up buses at all take those taxis to the destination pay the taxi to wait for you

Creator's Tips & Advice

βœ“Don't book long shore excursions (8+ hours) due to excessive bus time and poor conditions.
βœ“Bring lots of water and consider ice packs for heat on buses.
βœ“Avoid hop-on hop-off buses in Malta; use Uber or taxis instead.
βœ“Choose hop-on hop-off buses with air conditioning and no open windows.

πŸ†•New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Heat and dehydration on buses β€” Bring water, use ice packs, and avoid long excursions in summer.
Unreliable hop-on hop-off schedules β€” Don't trust long-route times; use taxis or Uber for direct travel.

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat are the pitfalls of booking long shore excursions in the Mediterranean?
QHow can travelers stay comfortable on hot buses during tours?
QWhat are the alternatives to hop-on hop-off buses in Malta?

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Top: Hop-on hop-off bus tour
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