We Took America’s CHEAPEST CRUISE! 😳 Was it Worth it?? (Margaritaville Paradise)

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The creators document their experience aboard the Margaritaville at Sea Paradise, which they identify as the cheapest cruise available in the United States. With a ticket price of $121 for a three-day trip, the creators note that the daily cost is extremely low. They describe the ship as being very bare bones and simple compared to larger luxury vessels. Initial impressions include a lack of sunlight in certain areas, a noticeable varnish smell in their assigned interior room, and minimal amenities such as small pools and limited seating. However, the creators find the atmosphere to be laid-back and social, noting that the dress code is casual and allows for flip-flops in most areas. They explore various onboard features including a tattoo parlor, a casino, a theater, and multiple bars. While they express some disappointment regarding the cost of specialty items like blender cups and the lack of an immediate buffet, they conclude that the food quality, specifically the sit-down dining, exceeded their low expectations. Ultimately, they find the cruise to be a fun, social, and budget-friendly option.
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This is the cheapest cruise in the USA.
It's the most bare bones ship that we've ever been on.
I don't know what you guys were expecting, but I was expecting a whole hell of a lot worse than this.
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