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What Sucks or Doesn’t Suck in Adventureland | Best and Worst | 05/02/18

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👁️ 59K views📅 8 years ago⏱️ 33:49

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Editorial Summary

In this discussion, host Pete Werner and his guests evaluate various attractions and food items within the Adventureland section of Magic Kingdom using a system of suck or doesn't suck paddles. The group begins with a consensus that the Jungle Cruise does not suck, noting its charm despite its low budget aesthetic. They move on to the Jungle Skipper Canteen, where the panel agrees the restaurant does not suck due to its unique menu and service. The conversation becomes more divided regarding the Swiss Family Treehouse, where the group ultimately decides it sucks because it lacks interactivity and modern updates. The Enchanted Tiki Room receives a positive consensus for its historical importance and classic animatronics. The panel reaches a strong disagreement over the Magic Carpets of Aladdin, which the host concludes sucks because it is a generic attraction placed in a congested area. Pirates of the Caribbean is praised as a quintessential Disney dark ride that does not suck. Finally, the group debates the popularity of Dole Whip. While most participants enjoy the treat, the host correctly identifies that it sucks because it is overrated and has become too ubiquitous.

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Creator's Key Takeaways

I think that I think at its best when you have a really good skipper this can be one of my favorite attractions actually in the Magic Kingdom

I think that space could be better utilized as a bathroom then this this attraction

I think that space could be much better used for letting people walk through a really busy area and not creating unnecessary bottlenecks

I think it for me it does not live up to the hype it just does not live up to the hype

Creator's Tips & Advice

Visit Jungle Cruise with a good skipper for a better experience
Consider trying Skipper's Canteen for unique theme park dining
Use snack credits on Dole Whip floats for value on the Disney Dining Plan

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat are the best and worst attractions in Adventureland at Magic Kingdom?
QWhich attractions in Adventureland suck or don't suck?
QHow do the panelists rate various Adventureland experiences?

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