Beach Please
🥈Expert CreatorBeach Please description on YouTube:
Hey Beaches!! Welcome to the channel! We are Mike and Betsy, and we love to cruise! We would love to have you on a group cruise adventure with us! Be sure to check out our live show weekly on Thursdays at 6pm Pacific, 9pm Eastern. Cheers Beaches!!🥂
We’ve analysed 502 of 604 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Beach Please's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 202622100%22 of 22100%22 of 22
- 20256797%65 of 67100%65 of 65
- 20249595%90 of 95100%90 of 90
- 202310688%93 of 106100%93 of 93
- 202211186%95 of 111100%95 of 95
- 20219870%69 of 98100%69 of 69
- 20203751%19 of 37100%19 of 19
- 20193479%27 of 34100%27 of 27
- 20182781%22 of 27100%22 of 22
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Consensus Seals
Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“This really was the best thing we ate on this cruise, probably on the last few cruises we've been on, honestly.”
“as soon as you get off the as soon as i stepped on the ship i was like nippy and the crew is like right there as you get on and they're all jumping up and down and they're yelling and they're so happy to see you”
“The show was awesome.”
“Kraken rum. It's the best. Cheers.”
“Every cruise is another adventure.”
“That's disgusting.”
“stay away from fire stick plants they can cause blindness and they can put you in a lot of pain”
“this is the stupidest thing on the planet just eat the rest of that one”
“The nastiest shot we ever had was at Guys Pig and anchor.”
“I'm probably flipping you off cuz I know this is disgusting.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Beach Please.
Bring flip-flops to avoid hot pool decks.
Tip your room steward generously.
Send in your own cocktail corner videos for the show.
Book group cruises via the link in the description.
Get scuba certified before the Roatan port.
Plan bar crawl stops for venues that are only open during shows.
Get your muster drill and show reservations done right away to avoid missing out.
Consider booking Hideaway Beach for a more adult-oriented experience at Perfect Day.
Videos (502)
1:01:05VlogREPLAY🌴LIVE from SoCal🌴 - The Beach Please Sunday Show Ep.4
18:35VlogWe saw a whale's WHAT? - San Diego day trip
1:00:44VlogREPLAY🌴LIVE from SoCal🌴 - The Beach Please Sunday Show Ep.2
59:58VlogREPLAY🌴LIVE from SoCal🌴 - The Beach Please Sunday Show Ep.1
25:45VlogFinishing Angels Landing and Ghost Town Exploring - Ep.10 - Yes we Canyon! Zion National Park 2020
32:52VlogAngels Landing (Super Episode) - Ep.9 - Yes we Canyon! Zion National Park 2020
22:46VlogCanyoneering - Ep.5 - Yes we Canyon! Zion National Park 2020
14:26VlogVegas Bound Beaches - Ep.1 - Yes We Canyon! Zion National Park 2020
6:42VlogI made my own BEER!!
15:22VlogWe Cruised during Quarantine! - Ship, Port, plus Excursion!
10:56VlogWe re-booked our Cruises!! But did we book too early?
21:04VlogWe took Poopie to Disneyland
25:12VlogWe Became Rugged Maniacs
21:41VlogWe ate Brunch as Fruits - Ep.13 - Carnival Vista Halloween Cruise 2019
13:19Insane Halloween Deck Party! - Ep.12 - Carnival Vista Halloween Cruise 2019
21:34VlogElite Champagne Snorkel and Sail - Ep.11 - Carnival Vista Halloween Cruise 2019
24:45VlogCave Tubing Cat People - Ep.10 - Carnival Vista Halloween Cruise 2019
18:35VlogZipline, Buggy, Cave Tubing Adventure - Ep.9 - Carnival Vista Halloween Cruise 2019
18:1680's Party!! - Ep.8 - Carnival Vista Halloween Cruise 2019
20:26VlogWaverunner and Snorkel - Ep.7 - Carnival Vista Halloween Cruise 2019
21:21VlogAhoy ye Landlubbers - Ep.6 - Carnival Vista Halloween Cruise 2019
20:59VlogSea Day 1up - Ep.5 - Carnival Vista Halloween Cruise 2019
27:06VlogSail away from Galveston - Ep.4 - Carnival Vista Halloween Cruise 2019
19:38VlogSeasoned Beaches - Ep.3 - Carnival Vista Halloween Cruise 2019