Beach Please
🥈Expert CreatorBeach Please description on YouTube:
Hey Beaches!! Welcome to the channel! We are Mike and Betsy, and we love to cruise! We would love to have you on a group cruise adventure with us! Be sure to check out our live show weekly on Thursdays at 6pm Pacific, 9pm Eastern. Cheers Beaches!!🥂
We’ve analysed 502 of 604 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Beach Please's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Consensus Seals
Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“This really was the best thing we ate on this cruise, probably on the last few cruises we've been on, honestly.”
“as soon as you get off the as soon as i stepped on the ship i was like nippy and the crew is like right there as you get on and they're all jumping up and down and they're yelling and they're so happy to see you”
“The show was awesome.”
“Kraken rum. It's the best. Cheers.”
“Every cruise is another adventure.”
“That's disgusting.”
“stay away from fire stick plants they can cause blindness and they can put you in a lot of pain”
“this is the stupidest thing on the planet just eat the rest of that one”
“The nastiest shot we ever had was at Guys Pig and anchor.”
“I'm probably flipping you off cuz I know this is disgusting.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Beach Please.
Bring flip-flops to avoid hot pool decks.
Tip your room steward generously.
Send in your own cocktail corner videos for the show.
Book group cruises via the link in the description.
Get scuba certified before the Roatan port.
Plan bar crawl stops for venues that are only open during shows.
Get your muster drill and show reservations done right away to avoid missing out.
Consider booking Hideaway Beach for a more adult-oriented experience at Perfect Day.
Videos (502)
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0:34Boarding the new Utopia of the Seas! #royalcaribbean #utopiaoftheseas #cruise #vacation #travel
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27:45CompareIcon & Wonder FOOD RANKED | 14 Day Restaurant Test!
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