Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 787 of 935 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20267375%55 of 73100%55 of 55
- 202536086%308 of 360100%308 of 308
- 202421797%211 of 217100%211 of 211
- 20235190%46 of 51100%46 of 46
- 20228483%70 of 84100%70 of 70
- 20212488%21 of 24100%21 of 21
- 20202540%10 of 25100%10 of 10
- 20194789%42 of 47100%42 of 42
- 20182186%18 of 21100%18 of 18
- 20173100%3 of 3100%3 of 3
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“Sushi on Five on Summit is the best sushi we've had yet on any of”
“This is the sh- best ship in the world by far. It's not even close.”
“That might be the single best piece of pizza I ever had.”
“We had a great time. It was awesome. We had fun.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Make sure you have your license, passport, or photo ID beside your key card when getting off the ship.
Keep food sealed to bring it on the ship.
If you order the bagels, put them under your body while sleeping to warm them up.
Take a picture or video of where you parked because you won't remember.
Ask for white rice with sushi; it's how the staff eats it.
Use the elite benefits for drinks and Wi-Fi if you don't have a package.
Get to Burl Brunch early to get Bloody Mary's.
Try Indian food on the ship even if you don't usually eat it.
Videos (787)
14:56VlogJOHN HEALD’S FOUL BALL * GET RID OF KIDS * DISNEY’S NEW GODFATHER 😇
24:59VlogWE WENT TO EPCOT TODAY!!! #cruisenews #disney #epcot
1:02:10VlogDORKS DO EPCOT 😁🍻 FIRST TIME USING OUR YEARLY PASS! #disney #epcot
41:20VlogROYAL CARIBBEAN * EXPLORER of the SEAS * SEA DAY * DIAMOND CROWN LOUNGE 🥃
15:45VlogCELEBRITY SILHOUETTE * COUNTRY CHARTER CRUISE 🤠 * TO LEAVE OR NOT TO LEAVE YOUR TEENS AT COCO CAY 🏖️
30:03VlogI GOT FIRED…🍦 CELEBRITY GETS 5 STARS 🌟 PERFECT DAY MEXICO GETTIN READY TO RUMBLE 🏖️
19:12VlogWE GOT A KINGS CAKE!!! INFINITY LOOSES POWER * NO ROBES ON NCL DINING ROOMS! STOP TAKING PICS …
1:01:13VlogROYAL CARIBBEAN * EXPLORER of the SEAS * BOARDING DAY * IZUMI DINNER * ROOM TOUR 6636 🥃
24:35VlogHAPPY VALENTINES 💘 DAY!! WE FORGOT 🥰🤷🏼♀️ #cruisenews
36:40VlogCARNIVALS CYBER ATTACK * PILOT OVERBOARD * DON’T SWIM WIT PIGS 🐷
50:13ReviewCELEBRITY XCEL * THE GOOD * THE BAD & BORA BRUNCH! 🍳 🍤 🦞
6:25VlogCelebrity SUMMIT * MDR BREAKFAST 🍳 * DISEMBARKATION 😢
30:58VlogCELEBRITY SUMMIT * HOT TUBBING on a SEA DAY!
20:39VlogCELEBRITY XCEL IN 1 DAY !!!🍸🥂🍹
18:41VlogBUS ON FIRE 🔥 CRUISE SHIP STUCK IN ICE!?🧊 ROYALS NEWEST SHIP ARRIVES EARLY!!
51:34VlogSNOWSTORM LIVE FROM COCOA BEACH!!
17:50VlogWINTER STORM FERN IS F’N UP CRUISES!!❄️☃️🥶 ANTHEM OF THE SEAS CANCELS CRUISE!!
24:03VlogCELEBRITY SUMMIT * JUST STAYED ON THE SHIP AND GOT DRUNK IN BIMINI! 🥴🤷🏼♀️
19:35VlogAMSTERDAM BANNING CRUISE SHIPS?! CARNIVALS GOING TO AFRICA * BEACHCOMBER’S NEW VENUES🍹 #cruisenews
13:36VlogANOTHER FIGHT ON THE GLORY… NO VAPES OR E-CIGGS IN MEXICO 🇲🇽 SHARK 🦈 ATTACKS?!
13:46VlogCHRISTMAS IN JANUARY!!! 🧼🥜☕️🥓🍫
15:07VlogBIGGER SHIPS COMING TO TAMPA CRUISE PORT!FOOTBALL 🏈 IN SPANISH?! MSC DELAYED LEAVING PORT CANAVERAL
51:38VlogCELEBRITY SUMMIT * KEY WEST & AROUND THE SHIP!
19:23VlogTHE DISNEY ADVENTURE IS HERE!🥂 ROYAL’S NEW POINTS PROGRAM IS COMING… #cruisenews