Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 787 of 935 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20267375%55 of 73100%55 of 55
- 202536086%308 of 360100%308 of 308
- 202421797%211 of 217100%211 of 211
- 20235190%46 of 51100%46 of 46
- 20228483%70 of 84100%70 of 70
- 20212488%21 of 24100%21 of 21
- 20202540%10 of 25100%10 of 10
- 20194789%42 of 47100%42 of 42
- 20182186%18 of 21100%18 of 18
- 20173100%3 of 3100%3 of 3
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“Sushi on Five on Summit is the best sushi we've had yet on any of”
“This is the sh- best ship in the world by far. It's not even close.”
“That might be the single best piece of pizza I ever had.”
“We had a great time. It was awesome. We had fun.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Make sure you have your license, passport, or photo ID beside your key card when getting off the ship.
Keep food sealed to bring it on the ship.
If you order the bagels, put them under your body while sleeping to warm them up.
Take a picture or video of where you parked because you won't remember.
Ask for white rice with sushi; it's how the staff eats it.
Use the elite benefits for drinks and Wi-Fi if you don't have a package.
Get to Burl Brunch early to get Bloody Mary's.
Try Indian food on the ship even if you don't usually eat it.
Videos (787)
14:46VlogRoyal Caribbean Anthem Of The Seas Cruise Vlog October 2018 Boarding Day!!!
12:44Anthem Of The Seas Royal Caribbean October 2018 Cruise Vlog Part 2
6:03VlogNORWEGIAN ESCAPE SPRING 2018 Bermuda Cruise
12:41VlogNorwegian Escape 2018 Bermuda Cruise
9:46NORWEGIAN ESCAPE 2018 Cruise Formal Night Fun!
14:42Norwegian ESCAPE BERMUDA CRUISE 2018
3:44Norwegian ESCAPE BERMUDA CRUISE 2018
14:10TourNorwegian ESCAPE CRUISE 2018 TOUR
14:06VlogBOARDING DAY!!! Norwegian ESCAPE BERMUDA CRUISE BERMUDA 2018 - DAY 1
15:00Norwegian ESCAPE 2018 BERMUDA CRUISE - DAY 1
14:54Norwegian ESCAPE BERMUDA CRUISE 2018
10:55Norwegian ESCAPE 2018 BERMUDA CRUISE
3:40Norwegain Escape room tour mini suite - large balcony stateroom 8728
5:01TourNorwegian Breakaway Mini Suite with Large balcony Room 8724
2:24Royal Caribbean cruise Nanny dancing the Macarena
3:02Calling in the Morning Show - Carnival Pride Cruise April 2017
3:23Celebrity Summit 2015 Cruise - Sky Suite 8117 - Bermuda
1:48VlogCelebrity Summit Cruise 2015 - Sky Suite 8117
0:15Carnival Pride Cruise - Towel Animal Attack!!!