Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 787 of 935 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20267375%55 of 73100%55 of 55
- 202536086%308 of 360100%308 of 308
- 202421797%211 of 217100%211 of 211
- 20235190%46 of 51100%46 of 46
- 20228483%70 of 84100%70 of 70
- 20212488%21 of 24100%21 of 21
- 20202540%10 of 25100%10 of 10
- 20194789%42 of 47100%42 of 42
- 20182186%18 of 21100%18 of 18
- 20173100%3 of 3100%3 of 3
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“Sushi on Five on Summit is the best sushi we've had yet on any of”
“This is the sh- best ship in the world by far. It's not even close.”
“That might be the single best piece of pizza I ever had.”
“We had a great time. It was awesome. We had fun.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Make sure you have your license, passport, or photo ID beside your key card when getting off the ship.
Keep food sealed to bring it on the ship.
If you order the bagels, put them under your body while sleeping to warm them up.
Take a picture or video of where you parked because you won't remember.
Ask for white rice with sushi; it's how the staff eats it.
Use the elite benefits for drinks and Wi-Fi if you don't have a package.
Get to Burl Brunch early to get Bloody Mary's.
Try Indian food on the ship even if you don't usually eat it.
Videos (787)
4:15VlogPost Cruise Detox Beach Day!!!
10:36Vlog2019 Celebrity Summit Bermuda Cruise * Room Service & Pillow Talk
14:592019 Celebrity Summit Cruise * Day 1 Bermuda * Walk To The Sea Glass Beach
11:21Sea Day!! Celebrity Summit 2019 Bermuda Cruise
12:49VlogBoarding Day!!!! Celebrity Summit Cruise!! Drive To Bayonne!!!!!
13:52VlogBoarding Day!!!! Celebrity Summit Cruise Part 2 * Aqua Class Room 9050
14:21TourBoarding Day Part 3 * Celebrity Summit 2019 Bermuda Cruise Aqua class room tour
14:48VlogSea Day!!!! 2019 Celebrity Summit Bermuda Cruise
12:04Sea Day & Qsine * 2019 Celebrity Summit Bermuda Cruise
3:13VlogUuni Pizza Night & Pre Cruise Chat Last Week
14:28VlogCarnival Ecstasy 2019 Random
8:32VlogCarnival Ecstasy 2019 Bahamas Cruise
13:13VlogCarnival Ecstasy 2019 Bahamas Cruise Port Day Nassau
14:05VlogCarnival Ecstasy 2019 Bahamas Cruise Port Day Nassau
7:10VlogCarnival Ecstasy 2019 Cruise Nassau Bahamas
9:15TourCarnival Ecstasy 2019 Bahamas Cruise Sea Day & Room Tour
6:47VlogCarnival Ecstasy 2019 Bahamas Cruise Boarding Day 1
14:20VlogCarnival Ecstasy January 2019 Cruise
11:22VlogNorwegian Escape 2018 Cruise
3:11Some Funny Moments On The Celebrity Summit Bermuda Cruise 2015
14:54VlogAnthem Of The Seas Royal Caribbean October 2018 Cruise Vlog Part 7
10:39Anthem Of The Seas Royal Caribbean October 2018 Cruise Vlog Part 6
12:21Anthem Of The Seas Royal Caribbean October 2018 Bermuda Cruise Part 4
14:43VlogAnthem Of The Seas October 2018 Cruise Vlog Part 5