Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 787 of 935 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20267375%55 of 73100%55 of 55
- 202536086%308 of 360100%308 of 308
- 202421797%211 of 217100%211 of 211
- 20235190%46 of 51100%46 of 46
- 20228483%70 of 84100%70 of 70
- 20212488%21 of 24100%21 of 21
- 20202540%10 of 25100%10 of 10
- 20194789%42 of 47100%42 of 42
- 20182186%18 of 21100%18 of 18
- 20173100%3 of 3100%3 of 3
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“Sushi on Five on Summit is the best sushi we've had yet on any of”
“This is the sh- best ship in the world by far. It's not even close.”
“That might be the single best piece of pizza I ever had.”
“We had a great time. It was awesome. We had fun.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Make sure you have your license, passport, or photo ID beside your key card when getting off the ship.
Keep food sealed to bring it on the ship.
If you order the bagels, put them under your body while sleeping to warm them up.
Take a picture or video of where you parked because you won't remember.
Ask for white rice with sushi; it's how the staff eats it.
Use the elite benefits for drinks and Wi-Fi if you don't have a package.
Get to Burl Brunch early to get Bloody Mary's.
Try Indian food on the ship even if you don't usually eat it.
Videos (787)
24:03ROYAL CARIBBEAN * MARINER OF THE SEAS 2021 HALLOWEEN CRUISE 🎃 * NASSAU * LAST DAY 🍩
14:19VlogROYAL CARIBBEAN * MARINER OF THE SEAS * 2021 HALLOWEEN CRUISE🎃👻 PERFECT DAY AT COCO CAY 🏖🍻
14:58VlogROYAL CARIBBEAN * MARINER OF THE SEAS*HALLOWEEN CRUISE 2021🎃👻 SEA DAY*JOHNNY ROCKETS*ICE SHOW
14:59ROYAL CARIBBEAN * MARINER OF THE SEAS!!! 2021 HALLOWEEN CRUISE! 🎃👻BOARDING DAY*8354 ROOM TOUR!!!
13:43VlogCARNIVAL MAGIC 2021 CRUISE!! DAY 5 BIMINI
2:57VlogCARNIVAL MAGIC 2021 CRUISE * ITS OVER 😩
13:51CARNIVAL MAGIC 2021 CRUISE!!!! STAYING ON THE SHIP IN NASSAU
13:31VlogCARNIVAL MAGIC 2021 CRUISE QUARANTINED in HALF MOON CAY!!!
14:13CARNIVAL MAGIC 2021 CRUISE SEA DAY 1!!!!
14:55CARNIVAL MAGIC 2021 BOARDING DAY PART 1 * COVE BALCONY 2386
14:43VlogCARNIVAL MAGIC 2021 BOARDING DAY PART 2
6:23VlogRandomness🛳🏖🌞🌞🌞🌞🍻
5:15ROYAL CARIBBEAN!! * FREEDOM OF THE SEAS * AMAZING DRONE FOOTAGE!!
10:14TourCARNIVAL MARDI GRAS!!! MUST WATCH DRONE FOOTAGE!!!
14:19VlogVICTORY CASINO CRUISE!! 🎰 2021
13:15VlogOur makeshift “Port Day”🌞We made a friend 😊 Cruise chat & Pizza 🍕
14:37VlogCARNIVAL SUNSHINE JANUARY 2020 CRUISE!!! FREEPORT DAY - Doughnut review
13:54VlogCARNIVAL SUNSHINE JANUARY 2020 CRUISE!!! Last Sea Day 🌞
11:11VlogCARNIVAL SUNSHINE JANUARY 2020 CRUISE!!! It’s over 😩
9:55VlogCARNIVAL SUNSHINE JANUARY 2020 CRUISE!!! Nassau Port Day!
13:43VlogCARNIVAL SUNSHINE JANUARY 2020 CRUISE!!! Sea Day Part 1
14:59CARNIVAL SUNSHINE JANUARY 2020 CRUISE!!! Our Non-Formal Formal Night!
14:06VlogCARNIVAL SUNSHINE JANUARY 2020 CRUISE!!! Arriving In Charleston & BOARDING DAY PART 1
13:22VlogCARNIVAL SUNSHINE JANUARY 2020 CRUISE!!! BOARDING DAY PART 2