Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 787 of 935 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20267375%55 of 73100%55 of 55
- 202536086%308 of 360100%308 of 308
- 202421797%211 of 217100%211 of 211
- 20235190%46 of 51100%46 of 46
- 20228483%70 of 84100%70 of 70
- 20212488%21 of 24100%21 of 21
- 20202540%10 of 25100%10 of 10
- 20194789%42 of 47100%42 of 42
- 20182186%18 of 21100%18 of 18
- 20173100%3 of 3100%3 of 3
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“Sushi on Five on Summit is the best sushi we've had yet on any of”
“This is the sh- best ship in the world by far. It's not even close.”
“That might be the single best piece of pizza I ever had.”
“We had a great time. It was awesome. We had fun.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Make sure you have your license, passport, or photo ID beside your key card when getting off the ship.
Keep food sealed to bring it on the ship.
If you order the bagels, put them under your body while sleeping to warm them up.
Take a picture or video of where you parked because you won't remember.
Ask for white rice with sushi; it's how the staff eats it.
Use the elite benefits for drinks and Wi-Fi if you don't have a package.
Get to Burl Brunch early to get Bloody Mary's.
Try Indian food on the ship even if you don't usually eat it.
Videos (787)
1:44:00VlogLIVE FROM THE MSC DIVINA!!!!
1:00:54VlogPHILLY ROAD TRIP!
4:50GIFTS FROM CRUISE FRIENDS! THANK YOU!!!! R. Oliver 🤩
11:43VlogCARNIVAL LIBERTY 🇺🇸 4th OF JULY CRUISE * PLATINUM DISEMBARKING!
27:06VlogCARNIVAL LIBERTY 🇺🇸 4th OF JULY 2022 CRUISE * SEA DAY! 🐳🥂☀️
35:03VlogCARNIVAL LIBERTY 🇺🇸 4th OF JULY 2022 CRUISE! STAYING ON THE SHIP IN PRINCESS CAYS! 🥂🥂🥂🏖
41:06VlogCARNIVAL LIBERTY 🇺🇸 4th OF JULY 2022 CRUISE! NASSAU 🏴☠️ DAY🍻🍻
42:27VlogCARNIVAL LIBERTY 🇺🇸 4th of JULY 2022 CRUISE! BOARDING DAY!🍹🎇
1:15:24Vlog4th OF JULY 🇺🇸 LIVE FROM THE CARNIVAL LIBERTY!🇺🇸
1:11:06VlogLIVE FROM THE CARNIVAL LIBERTY 🇺🇸 BACK IN PORT CANAVERAL!!!???
3:28VlogDISNEY WISH 🤩 LEAVING PORT CANAVERAL !!!
1:23VlogThank you Lisa!!! We got a Carnival Liberty 🇺🇸Ship on a Stick today !!!!🤩
1:12MSC DIVINA!!! 🐷 EATS VICTORY CASINO 🎰 CRUISE SHIP!!!
1:49SPACEX FALCON 9 🚀 STARLINK 4-15 ROCKET LAUNCH 🚀 CARNIVAL MARDI GRAS!!
8:11ReviewCARNIVAL MAGIC 🐰 EASTER 2022 CRUISE! *BEWARE OF ROOM 6202*
22:07VlogCARNIVAL MAGIC 🐰 EASTER 2022 CRUISE!! SEA DAY 💨
20:12VlogCARNIVAL MAGIC 🐰 EASTER 2022 CRUISE * AMBER COVE⛰🍹🍹🍹
23:40VlogCARNIVAL MAGIC 🐰 EASTER 2022 CRUISE * GRAND TURK * RED FROG PUB🍻🏖⛈
23:54VlogCARNIVAL MAGIC 🐰 EASTER 2022 CRUISE * SEA DAY🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞
22:36VlogCARNIVAL MAGIC 🐰 EASTER 2022 CRUISE * HALF MOON CAY 🏖
30:50VlogCARNIVAL MAGIC * 2022 EASTER 🐰 CRUISE!!! BOARDING DAY*ROOM 6202🐣
10:22VlogCARNIVAL LIBERTY 🇺🇸 MARCH 2022 CRUISE * DISEMBARKING * BROKEN LUGGAGE!
18:59VlogCARNIVAL LIBERTY 🇺🇸 MARCH 2022 CRUISE * WAIT FOR PAYBACKS AT THE END!!! 😂 SEA DAY!!!
27:45VlogCARNIVAL LIBERTY 🇺🇸 MARCH 2022 CRUISE * NASSAU * DRUNKENNESS * FORMAL NIGHT 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻