Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 787 of 935 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20267375%55 of 73100%55 of 55
- 202536086%308 of 360100%308 of 308
- 202421797%211 of 217100%211 of 211
- 20235190%46 of 51100%46 of 46
- 20228483%70 of 84100%70 of 70
- 20212488%21 of 24100%21 of 21
- 20202540%10 of 25100%10 of 10
- 20194789%42 of 47100%42 of 42
- 20182186%18 of 21100%18 of 18
- 20173100%3 of 3100%3 of 3
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“Sushi on Five on Summit is the best sushi we've had yet on any of”
“This is the sh- best ship in the world by far. It's not even close.”
“That might be the single best piece of pizza I ever had.”
“We had a great time. It was awesome. We had fun.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Make sure you have your license, passport, or photo ID beside your key card when getting off the ship.
Keep food sealed to bring it on the ship.
If you order the bagels, put them under your body while sleeping to warm them up.
Take a picture or video of where you parked because you won't remember.
Ask for white rice with sushi; it's how the staff eats it.
Use the elite benefits for drinks and Wi-Fi if you don't have a package.
Get to Burl Brunch early to get Bloody Mary's.
Try Indian food on the ship even if you don't usually eat it.
Videos (787)
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34:44VlogCELEBRITY REFLECTION * SEA DAY * MARCH 2023 CRUISE 💰BIG CASINO 🎰WIN! HYPNOTIZED & BROADWAY 🎭
37:21VlogCELEBRITY REFLECTION * SEA DAY * MARCH 2023 CRUISE * HUNGOVER & HUNGRY
37:56VlogCELEBRITY REFLECTION * BOARDING DAY * 8254 BALCONY TOUR * SUSHI ON 5 * MDR DINNER 🥴
59:58VlogLIVE FROM THE CELEBRITY REFLECTION!!!
18:25VlogMSC MERAVIGLIA * CRUISE HACK!!! FEBRUARY 2023 CRUISE
35:41VlogMSC MERAVIGLIA!!! OCEAN CAY DAY 2 !!! REDEMPTION 🍹🏖️FEBRUARY 2023 CRUISE 🥂🥂🥂🥂
44:12VlogMSC MERAVIGLIA * FEBRUARY 2023 CRUISE * OCEAN CAY * VALENTINES DAY ❤️🏖️🥰
23:37VlogSEA DAY * MSC MERAVIGLIA * RECOVERING ❤️🩹 💚🦅 * FEBRUARY 2023 CRUISE 🥂
36:26VlogMSC MERAVIGLIA * BOARDING DAY * SUPER BOWL * FEBRUARY 2023 CRUISE 🦅💚🥂
10:44VlogCELEBRATE BEYOND 🥂 January 2023 CRUISE * IT’S OVER 😢
26:06VlogCELEBRITY BEYOND 🥂 JANUARY 2023 CRUISE 🥞 SEA DAY!!!
23:13VlogCELEBRITY BEYOND 🥂 JANUARY 2023 CRUISE 🥃 COSTA MAYA!!!
36:29VlogCELEBRITY BEYOND 🥂 JANUARY 2023 CRUISE * COZUMEL!!!
39:11VlogCELEBRITY BEYOND 🥂 January 2023 CRUISE 🥃 SEA DAY FUN 🤩
33:55VlogCELEBRITY BEYOND!!! 🥂 JANUARY 2023 CRUISE * BOARDING DAY!!!
3:46CUBAN REFUGEES RESCUED AT SEA ON THE CELEBRITY BEYOND!
28:18VlogCARNIVAL LIBERTY 🍻 STAYING IN THE SHIP IN BIMINI!
29:56VlogCARNIVAL LIBERTY 🥂 SEA DAY🥂 CHRISTMAS 🎅🏼 SHOW 🎄🎄🎄
37:07VlogCARNIVAL LIBERTY🎄BOARDING DAY!!🎄DECEMBER 2022 CRUISE!!!🍻
25:46VlogLIVE FROM THE CARNIVAL LIBERTY!!!!