Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 787 of 935 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20267375%55 of 73100%55 of 55
- 202536086%308 of 360100%308 of 308
- 202421797%211 of 217100%211 of 211
- 20235190%46 of 51100%46 of 46
- 20228483%70 of 84100%70 of 70
- 20212488%21 of 24100%21 of 21
- 20202540%10 of 25100%10 of 10
- 20194789%42 of 47100%42 of 42
- 20182186%18 of 21100%18 of 18
- 20173100%3 of 3100%3 of 3
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“Sushi on Five on Summit is the best sushi we've had yet on any of”
“This is the sh- best ship in the world by far. It's not even close.”
“That might be the single best piece of pizza I ever had.”
“We had a great time. It was awesome. We had fun.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Make sure you have your license, passport, or photo ID beside your key card when getting off the ship.
Keep food sealed to bring it on the ship.
If you order the bagels, put them under your body while sleeping to warm them up.
Take a picture or video of where you parked because you won't remember.
Ask for white rice with sushi; it's how the staff eats it.
Use the elite benefits for drinks and Wi-Fi if you don't have a package.
Get to Burl Brunch early to get Bloody Mary's.
Try Indian food on the ship even if you don't usually eat it.
Videos (787)
43:03VlogCELEBRITY SUMMIT 🍻 NASSAU DAY!!! 🍻🏴☠️ PIRATE MUSEUM 🏴☠️
26:33VlogCOOKING 🥘 WITH DORKS & WE GOT A CHRISTMAS TREE!!!🎄
25:43VlogCELEBRITY SUMMIT 🍸 SEA DAY!!!
37:51VlogCELEBRITY SUMMIT 🥂 KEY WEST 🍻 🍻Capt Tony’s
24:54VlogCELEBRITY SUMMIT 🥂 BOARDING DAY 🥂 BALCONY ROOM 7171 * OUR 25th CRUISE!!!!!!!!🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂
32:08VlogLIVE FROM THE CELEBRITY SUMMIT!!! HAPPY THANKSGIVING 🦃
16:19VlogCELEBRITY INFINITY 🍹 SEA DAY!!
31:38VlogCelebrity Infinity 🍻 COZUMEL!!!
24:02VlogCELEBRITY INFINITY🍹COSTA MAYA!!
37:40VlogCELEBRITY INFINITY 🥂 MAGICAL SEA DAY 🥂 NOVEMBER 2022 CRUISE!!!!
39:14VlogCELEBRITY INFINITY 🏝BIMINI 🏝GOLF CART * SHIPWRECK * SUSHI NIGHT🍣 NOVEMBER 2022 CRUISE!
38:25VlogCELEBRITY INFINITY 🥂 BOARDING DAY!!! 🥂NOVEMBER 2022 CRUISE 🥂 ROOM TOUR 3136 * OCEAN VIEW
19:57VlogLIVE!!!! FROM THE CELEBRITY INFINITY 🍹🍹🍹BOARDING DAY & OCEAN VIEW ROOM 3136
12:37VlogCARNIVAL FREEDOM 🍻SEA DAY!!!🍻OCTOBER 2022 CRUISE!!!
21:47VlogCARNIVAL FREEDOM🥂OCTOBER 2022 CRUISE 🥂PRINCESS CAYS!!!🏖
25:37VlogCARNIVAL FREEDOM 🍻 OCTOBER 2022 CRUISE!!! NASSAU DAY 🍻🏴☠️
37:21VlogCARNIVAL FREEDOM 🍺 BOARDING DAY!🍺OCTOBER 2022 CRUISE
12:58VlogMSC DIVINA 🇮🇹 SEPTEMBER 25th 2022 CRUISE * DISEMBARKING * HURRICANE 🌀 IAN AFTERMATH
29:44VlogMSC DIVINA 🇮🇹 SEPTEMBER 25th * HURRICANE IAN CRUISE * WE GOT AN EXTRA SEA DAY!!!🥂
23:11VlogMSC DIVINA 🇮🇹 SEPTEMBER 25th CRUISE 🍻 IT’S NOT THE LAST NIGHT!!!!! 🍻🥂🍻🥂🍻🥂
19:23VlogMSC DIVINA 🇮🇹 SEPTEMBER 2022 CRUISE 🥂 Puerto Plata 🦜🦜🦜🦜
30:24VlogMSC DIVINA 🇮🇹 September 2022 Cruise * SEA DAY * GHOST HUNT👻🦖🌀👻🍕🍻
41:21VlogMSC DIVINA 🇮🇹 NASSAU DAY 🏴☠️ BREAKFAST BUFFET & MDR LUNCH!
45:19VlogBOARDING DAY!!! MSC DIVINA 🇮🇹 HURRICANE IAN 🌀 SEPTEMBER 2022 CRUISE 🥂
