Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 787 of 935 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20267375%55 of 73100%55 of 55
- 202536086%308 of 360100%308 of 308
- 202421797%211 of 217100%211 of 211
- 20235190%46 of 51100%46 of 46
- 20228483%70 of 84100%70 of 70
- 20212488%21 of 24100%21 of 21
- 20202540%10 of 25100%10 of 10
- 20194789%42 of 47100%42 of 42
- 20182186%18 of 21100%18 of 18
- 20173100%3 of 3100%3 of 3
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“Sushi on Five on Summit is the best sushi we've had yet on any of”
“This is the sh- best ship in the world by far. It's not even close.”
“That might be the single best piece of pizza I ever had.”
“We had a great time. It was awesome. We had fun.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Make sure you have your license, passport, or photo ID beside your key card when getting off the ship.
Keep food sealed to bring it on the ship.
If you order the bagels, put them under your body while sleeping to warm them up.
Take a picture or video of where you parked because you won't remember.
Ask for white rice with sushi; it's how the staff eats it.
Use the elite benefits for drinks and Wi-Fi if you don't have a package.
Get to Burl Brunch early to get Bloody Mary's.
Try Indian food on the ship even if you don't usually eat it.
Videos (787)
4:58VlogIT’S OVER!!!🥂 MSC SEASIDE * YACHT CLUB BREAKFAST
31:13VlogMSC SEASIDE 🥃 YACHT CLUB * LAST SEA DAY 🥴
1:49:00Vlog*NEW GROUP CRUISE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!* CELEBRITY APEX!!! MAKING CHRISTMAS CRACK & ROLLUPS!!
1:02:23VlogMSC SEASIDE * COZUMEL * YACHT CLUB
41:53VlogMSC SEASIDE * YACHT CLUB * COSTA MAYA * BASICALLY WE ATE ALL DAY 😂🥴🍒
55:07VlogLive from the Celebrity Summit!!!! We got the DRINK PACKAGE!!!😂🥴🎉🍹🥃🥂
42:44VlogBED BUGS 🐜 IN THE YACHT CLUB ON THE MSC SEASIDE 🤬😭🎃 CRYING IN COSTUME 😫🍻
58:53ReviewYACHT CLUB * BED BUGS PART 2 🐜ELECTRIC BUGALOO 🐜🤬😡😤 MSC SEASIDE
1:02:10VlogOCEAN CAY * YACHT CLUB * MSC SEASIDE * SO DRUNK 😂🥴🏝️🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹
3:06:41VlogGROUP CRUISE ANNOUNCEMENT!!! CELEBRITY XCEL🥂🎉🍹& SOME RANDOM COOKING😂🥴
56:57VlogMSC SEASIDE * YACHT CLUB 🥂🎃 HALLOWEEN CRUISE 🎃BOARDING DAY!🍹🥴
1:31:11VlogLive from the MSC SEASIDE!!!!🥂YACHT CLUB!!!!
9:58VlogLAST BREAKFAST 🍳 😢😩 CELEBRITY EQUINOX * MAY 2023 CRUISE 🥂
39:06VlogSEA DAY!!!💈CELEBRITY EQUINOX 💈SOUTHPAW AT SEA!! MAY 2023 CRUISE!!
1:46:50VlogGROUP CRUISE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!🥃🥂🍻🌞🏖️🎉
28:13VlogHUNGOVER 🤕🥴 on the CELEBRITY EQUINOX 🫤😂🥂🌊🍣
1:11:44VlogDRUNK 🥃 AGAIN!!!! ON THE CELEBRITY EQUINOX 😂 AFTER EXPLORING BONAIRE!! 🇧🇶
47:57VlogCURAÇAO 🍻 CELEBRITY EQUINOX 🌞 MAY 2023 CRUISE!!!
1:00:23VlogARUBA!!! CELEBRITY EQUINOX * MAY 2023 CRUISE 🥃🍹🌞🗡️🥴
44:31VlogSEA DAY 🥃🌞🌊🙏🏻🚪CELEBRITY EQUINOX *MAY 2023 CRUISE 🇺🇸MEMORIAL DAY * PRAYERS & THAT DOOR THO 🙌
28:37VlogGETTING DRUNK ON THE CELEBRITY EQUINOX🤣🥴🍸🍻🥃😂* MAY 2023 CRUISE!!!!
48:04VlogCELEBRITY EQUINOX * MAY 2023 CRUISE 🍹🍣🥃 BOARDING DAY!!
24:31VlogLIVE FROM THE CELEBRITY EQUINOX!!!
9:34VlogCELEBRITY REFLECTION * IT’S OVER 😩😫😩😫😩😫😩😫😩