Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 787 of 935 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20267375%55 of 73100%55 of 55
- 202536086%308 of 360100%308 of 308
- 202421797%211 of 217100%211 of 211
- 20235190%46 of 51100%46 of 46
- 20228483%70 of 84100%70 of 70
- 20212488%21 of 24100%21 of 21
- 20202540%10 of 25100%10 of 10
- 20194789%42 of 47100%42 of 42
- 20182186%18 of 21100%18 of 18
- 20173100%3 of 3100%3 of 3
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“Sushi on Five on Summit is the best sushi we've had yet on any of”
“This is the sh- best ship in the world by far. It's not even close.”
“That might be the single best piece of pizza I ever had.”
“We had a great time. It was awesome. We had fun.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Make sure you have your license, passport, or photo ID beside your key card when getting off the ship.
Keep food sealed to bring it on the ship.
If you order the bagels, put them under your body while sleeping to warm them up.
Take a picture or video of where you parked because you won't remember.
Ask for white rice with sushi; it's how the staff eats it.
Use the elite benefits for drinks and Wi-Fi if you don't have a package.
Get to Burl Brunch early to get Bloody Mary's.
Try Indian food on the ship even if you don't usually eat it.
Videos (787)
31:51VlogLIVE FROM THE CELEBRITY APEX IN COZUMEL!!!🍹🌞🎉
1:06:32VlogLIVE!!!🎉🍹🤩 FROM THE CELEBRITY APEX!!
17:35VlogLIVE FROM THE CELEBRITY BEYOND!!!🍹🎉🌞
1:22:55VlogLIVE FROM THE CELEBRITY BEYOND!!!🌧️🎉🍹
2:58:10VlogSUNSET LIVE!!! SALMON WELLINGTON 🥂 LEMON COBBLER PARTY 🎉 🍋
20:14VlogLAST MEAL 😩 on the CELEBRITY ASCENT!🥞🍳
48:52VlogSEA DAY FUN 🤩🦐🌞🍹🎧CELEBRITY ASCENT!!!
11:36TourEXPLORING THE ANNEX ON THE CELEBRITY ASCENT!!!
28:03VlogCELEBRITY ASCENT * STAYING ON THE SHIP IN GRAND CAYMAN 🍹🍹🍹🍹
34:41VlogCELEBRITY ASCENT 🥂 SEA DAY FUN!!!🎉
49:18VlogCELEBRITY ASCENT 🍹 COZUMEL!!! LOTS OF FOOD * TRIVIA * KARAOKE 🎤
1:07:31VlogCELEBRITY ASCENT * SEA DAY FOLLIES 🙃🍹🍹🍹🌞🌊🤺
4:15TourMAIN DINING ROOM TOUR * CELEBRITY ASCENT!!!
1:22:39VlogCELEBRITY ASCENT * PIER RUNNING IN NASSAU * GHOST 👻 HUNT!!🍹🥂🍹🥂🍹🥂🍹
50:23TourCELEBRITY ASCENT 🥂 BOARDING DAY!!! DELUXE OCEAN VIEW ROOM TOUR 8101 & RAW ON 5 🍣
11:17Vlog😩 IT’S OVER 😩 LEAVING THE CELEBRITY SUMMIT!
34:30Vlog🥂 SEA DAY 🥂CELEBRITY SUMMIT!!!🌞🌊🎉😁
58:28VlogLIVE FROM THE CELEBRITY ASCENT!!! We’re drunk in the room lol well I’m drunk…😂😂😂🍹🍹🍹
1:15:54VlogLIVE FROM THE CELEBRITY ASCENT!!!🥂🥃🎉🤩
42:40VlogLIVE FROM THE CELEBRITY ASCENT!!! ROOM 8101
42:39VlogCELEBRITY SUMMIT * COZUMEL 🥂🥃🎉🦞
49:22VlogJust a regular multitasking Thursday afternoon 🐶🥦
32:20Vlog🥂SEA DAY 🥂 CELEBRITY SUMMIT * WE’RE HUNGOVER 🤕
35:55VlogDRUNK BOARDING DAY!!! 🥴 CELEBRITY SUMMIT * THANKSGIVING CRUISE 🦃