Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert Creator787 Cruise Videos on Trip Bacon935 Total Videos on YouTube5K subscribers
Cruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
Royal Caribbean Group177 videosCarnival Cruise Line278 videosDisney Cruise Line52 videosPrincess Cruises99 videosCelebrity Cruises290 videos
Catalogue CoverageDeep coverage
Deep coverage · Cruise Dorks
We’ve analysed 787 of 935 videos so far.
Published
787
analysed and live on Trip Bacon
On YouTube
935
total catalogue
Catalogue coverage84%
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
Annual Activity
Cruise Dorks’s output · year over year
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
YearDiscoveredCruise Coverage(cruise-related ÷ discovered)Trip Bacon Coverage(analysed ÷ cruise-related)
- 20267375%55 of 73100%55 of 55
- 202536086%308 of 360100%308 of 308
- 202421797%211 of 217100%211 of 211
- 20235190%46 of 51100%46 of 46
- 20228483%70 of 84100%70 of 70
- 20212488%21 of 24100%21 of 21
- 20202540%10 of 25100%10 of 10
- 20194789%42 of 47100%42 of 42
- 20182186%18 of 21100%18 of 18
- 20173100%3 of 3100%3 of 3
Heat scale
0% → 100%“Discovered” = videos we’ve found for this channel, not necessarily on the site yet.
Showing the most recent 10 years · 2 earlier years not shown.
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Strongest Praise
Suites
35 mentions
Biggest Critique
Wi-Fi
31 mentions
Dining
Main Dining
Barely Crispy57 video mentions
Specialty Dining
A Nibble68 video mentions
Top
Buffet
A Nibble103 video mentions
Room Service
Barely Crispy32 video mentions
Cabins
Interior Cabins
No strong opinion56 video mentions
Balcony Cabins
A Nibble58 video mentions
Suites
Solid Strip35 video mentions
Top
Entertainment
Shows
A Nibble116 video mentions
Nightlife
A Nibble64 video mentions
Casino
No strong opinion27 video mentions
Low
Activities
A Nibble72 video mentions
Top
Deck & Recreation
Pool Deck
Barely Crispy84 video mentions
Water Park
A Nibble21 video mentions
Kids & Family
Barely Crispy134 video mentions
Spa & Fitness
Barely Crispy13 video mentions
Ship & Crew
Ship Condition
No strong opinion299 video mentions
Embarkation
No strong opinion73 video mentions
Crew & Service
Barely Crispy393 video mentions
Value & Logistics
Booking
Barely Crispy378 video mentions
Value
No strong opinion253 video mentions
Low
Excursions
No strong opinion72 video mentions
Wi-Fi
Slight Frown31 video mentions
Low
Loyalty Program
Barely Crispy141 video mentions
How to read the Trip Bacon Score
Happy Bacon — creators loved this aspect
Sad Bacon — creators took issue with this
Meh — no strong opinion either way
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Best Match
Couples
66%
Great fit
Families (Young Kids)
59%
Solid choice
Groups
65%
Great fit
No consensus seals earned yet
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
The Good
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
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“Sushi on Five on Summit is the best sushi we've had yet on any of”
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“This is the sh- best ship in the world by far. It's not even close.”
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“That might be the single best piece of pizza I ever had.”
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“We had a great time. It was awesome. We had fun.”
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The Watch-outs
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
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“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
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“This is horrible.”
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“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
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“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
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Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Make sure you have your license, passport, or photo ID beside your key card when getting off the ship.
Keep food sealed to bring it on the ship.
If you order the bagels, put them under your body while sleeping to warm them up.
Take a picture or video of where you parked because you won't remember.
Ask for white rice with sushi; it's how the staff eats it.
Use the elite benefits for drinks and Wi-Fi if you don't have a package.
Get to Burl Brunch early to get Bloody Mary's.
Try Indian food on the ship even if you don't usually eat it.
Videos (787)
33:52VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉CARNIVALS PEARL COVE REVEAL!!! CARNIVAL GETS NEW FRIES! 🍟 NCL ENCORE REFURB🥂OIL CHANGE🙄
🥈 · 500 views · 1 years ago
Positive
29:16VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉DISNEY CRUISE FUN 🤩 MOVIE TALK & NCL QUARTELY💰IS UP 🙌
🥈 · 444 views · 1 years ago
Highly Positive
16:59VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 CARNIVAL ARREST 2 EMPLOYEES * CUNARD CRUISE FAIL * CARNIVAL IS WASHING WINDOWS 🍻
🥈 · 538 views · 1 years ago
Positive
14:32CompareDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 DISNEY TREASURE * WORLD CRUISE * SUN PRINCESS * CELEBRITY CABIN CHANGES?? #cruisenews
🥈 · 421 views · 1 years ago
Positive
1:37:07VlogUTOPIA OF THE SEAS 🎉 BOARDING DAY🍹 INAUGURAL SAILING!!! ROOM TOUR 14218
🥈 · 7K views · 1 years ago
Highly Positive
27:05VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 OLYMPIC SURFERS 🏄♂️ GET TO CRUISE!! ROYAL’S in the💰#cruisenews #travel
🥈 · 504 views · 1 years ago
Positive
26:31VlogDORKS🍻DAILY🎉 THE PRINCESS Medallion is Here!!! DISNEY DESTINY Hero vs Villion * LANDSLIDE in ALASKA!
🥈 · 561 views · 1 years ago
Highly Positive
26:11CompareDORKS🍹DAILY!!! “KIDS” go FREE ON VIRGIN*NCL 2026 SPRING/SUMMER REVEAL*STAR SHIP BATTLE*MSC HARBOUR🎉
🥈 · 496 views · 1 years ago
Positive
26:40VlogDORKS🍹DAILY!!!🥵CARNIVAL ANNOUNCES 3 NEW SHIPS!!! MAN LOOSES FINGER🤘🏻WORLD CRUISE PROBLEMS! NCL FAIL!
🥈 · 504 views · 1 years ago
Critical
41:09VlogLive from the Utopia of the Seas!!!🎉
🥈 · 2K views · 1 years ago
Highly Positive
0:55TourROYAL CARIBBEAN UTOPIA OF THE SEAS!! Room 14218🍹 @RoyalCaribbean#royalcaribbean #utopiaoftheseas
🥈 · 3K views · 1 years ago
Highly Positive
11:45VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 TOMORROW IS CRUISE DAY!! UTOPIA OF THE SEAS🥂 PHILLY CRUISE*SS UNITED STATES TOURS 🇺🇸
🥈 · 508 views · 1 years ago
Highly Positive
29:27VlogDORKS🍹DAILY! NORWEGIAN CRUISE LINE COMING TO PHILLY!! CARNIVAL NEWS! MARDI GRAS GOES TRANSATLANTIC!!
🥈 · 560 views · 1 years ago
Highly Positive
30:58VlogDISEMBARKING THE CELEBRITY APEX!😩
🥈 · 1K views · 1 years ago
Positive
25:56VlogDORKS🍹DAILY!! LICE ON CARNIVAL!!! ROYAL WORLD CRUISE*ROYAL HELPS GERNADA * JOHN HELD AT IT AGAIN 🙄
🥈 · 480 views · 1 years ago
Critical
12:27VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🏖️ PRINCESS BREAKING RECORDS! UTOPIA ITINERARY CHANGE!! NASSAU CRUISE PORT IN MOTION!
🥈 · 536 views · 1 years ago
Positive
57:41VlogSEA DAY!!! CELEBRITY APEX🍹🍻🌞🎸
🥈 · 3K views · 1 years ago
Highly Positive
29:22VlogDORKS🍹DAILY!! JIM’S 50🎉
🥈 · 960 views · 1 years ago
Highly Positive
30:34VlogDORKS🍹DAILY! PRINCESS PIZZA PARTY*SS UNITED STATES UPDATE*CRUISE PORTS FED UP*YACHT CLUB NEWS!
🥈 · 578 views · 1 years ago
Positive
13:07UTOPIA OF THE SEAS!!!🥂🎉 ARRIVING IN PORT CANAVERAL 🔥
· 43K views · 1 years ago
20:15VlogDORKS🍹DAILY! UTOPIA IS HERE*CELEBRITY LUGGAGE OVERBOARD*CARNIVAL CRUISERS WANT FANS & VAPES!
🥈 · 596 views · 1 years ago
Positive
21:15VlogDORKS🍹DAILY! CARNIVAL VENEZIA PLAYING BUMPER CARS*🌀Beryl STILL AT IT *PRINCESS MEDEVAC*CRUISE FIGHTS
🥈 · 483 views · 1 years ago
Positive
17:08VlogDORKS🍹DAILY!!! BOY LOST & FOUND IN GERMANY * ROYAL FIGHT 🤺 SITKA CRUISES ARE A GO!🎉
🥈 · 543 views · 1 years ago
Positive
35:18VlogCOZUMEL🌞CELEBRITY APEX🍹
🥈 · 2K views · 1 years ago
Positive