Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 787 of 935 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20267375%55 of 73100%55 of 55
- 202536086%308 of 360100%308 of 308
- 202421797%211 of 217100%211 of 211
- 20235190%46 of 51100%46 of 46
- 20228483%70 of 84100%70 of 70
- 20212488%21 of 24100%21 of 21
- 20202540%10 of 25100%10 of 10
- 20194789%42 of 47100%42 of 42
- 20182186%18 of 21100%18 of 18
- 20173100%3 of 3100%3 of 3
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“Sushi on Five on Summit is the best sushi we've had yet on any of”
“This is the sh- best ship in the world by far. It's not even close.”
“That might be the single best piece of pizza I ever had.”
“We had a great time. It was awesome. We had fun.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Make sure you have your license, passport, or photo ID beside your key card when getting off the ship.
Keep food sealed to bring it on the ship.
If you order the bagels, put them under your body while sleeping to warm them up.
Take a picture or video of where you parked because you won't remember.
Ask for white rice with sushi; it's how the staff eats it.
Use the elite benefits for drinks and Wi-Fi if you don't have a package.
Get to Burl Brunch early to get Bloody Mary's.
Try Indian food on the ship even if you don't usually eat it.
Videos (787)
28:29VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 CARNIVAL CRUISE * TO TIP or NOT TO TIP 🤔 WILL JIM EAT MEAT 🥩 AGAIN??!!!
18:53VlogDORKS🍹DAILY! FANNY PACK!!! COMEDIANS LAID OFF * SS UNITED STATES HAS TO GO * ROYALS THEME PARK!!!! 🎉
15:11VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉JIM’S ON🔥WATER ISSUES ON ROYAL & CARNIVAL💦 GALVESTON BREAKS GROUND! CREDIT CARD FRAUD💳💸
12:49VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 CRUISE COMEDIAN ATTACKED! St. Maarten on🔥 We’re in AQUA CLASS ON THE CELEBRITY BEYOND!
50:56VlogBOARDING DAY!!! ENCHANTED PRINCESS!! SURPRISE BALCONY ROOM! THE CATCH BY RUDI’S SEA GRILL DINNER 🥂🍽️
14:57VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 NEVER ENDING PROPULSION ISSUES 🙄 CARNIVAL CRUISE CANCELLED!! DUCKS EUROPEAN VACATION 🦆
22:04VlogDISEMBARKING THE UTOPIA OF THE SEAS🎉🍳
13:09VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉VILLA VIE GAVE UP! MSC FLYS INTO JUNGLE! 🦜 JIM’S MOUNTAIN FAIL ⛰️
11:48VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 HURRICANE 🌀 ERNESTO & CRUISE PROTESTERS CAUSING CRUISE PROBLEMS!! NASSAU COULD BE FUN!!
21:46VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉PRINCESS UPGRADES PREMIER PACKAGE🥂CARNIVAL CRUISER STEALS LUGGAGE MAT!🌀ERNESTO UPDATE!
1:06:27ReviewENCHANTED PRINCESS * THE GOOD * BAD and THE MEDALLION 🥂
23:26VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 CARNIVAL TOPS CRIME REPORTS!! TROPICAL DEPRESSION CHANGES ITINERARIES🌀VIRGIN ECLIPSES!
1:00Leaving Saint Thomas Island #beats #cruisedorks #princesscruises #saintthomas #beautifulisland
49:34VlogSEA DAY FUN!!🎉🍹 UTOPIA of the SEAS!!!
13:51CompareDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 DISNEY ANNOUNCES NEW SHIPS * TRAGEDIES ON CARNIVAL,NCL&ROYAL * VISTA IS ON THE FRITZ!
51:58VlogCRUISE🍹DORKS LIVE!!! From the ENCHANTED PRINCESS 👑
20:41VlogDORKS🍹DAILY☘️ SS UNITED STATES 🇺🇸 UPDATE! * CARNIVAL SUNSHINE ARRIVES LATE🌀
10:47VlogDORKS🍹DAILY!! We’re in St. Thomas!!
15:10VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 WE’RE IN PUERTO RICO 🇵🇷 * 🌀DEBBIE SHIP DELAYS * MSC JEWELRY THIEVES SENTENCED 💍
19:04VlogLIVE!!! FROM THE ENCHANTED PRINCESS!! Hot Tubbing in Puerto Rico 🇵🇷
12:42VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 FROM THE ENCHANTED PRINCESS!!! SS UNITED STATES GETS SOME💰* 🌀DEBBIE CAUSING PROBLEMS!
1:29:23VlogUTOPIA of the SEAS🎉 STAYING ON THE SHIP IN COCO CAY🍹🙃🥴🎉🥂
22:03VlogLIVE!!! FROM THE ENCHANTED PRINCESS 👑 🎉🥂
15:53Vlog