Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 787 of 935 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20267375%55 of 73100%55 of 55
- 202536086%308 of 360100%308 of 308
- 202421797%211 of 217100%211 of 211
- 20235190%46 of 51100%46 of 46
- 20228483%70 of 84100%70 of 70
- 20212488%21 of 24100%21 of 21
- 20202540%10 of 25100%10 of 10
- 20194789%42 of 47100%42 of 42
- 20182186%18 of 21100%18 of 18
- 20173100%3 of 3100%3 of 3
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“Sushi on Five on Summit is the best sushi we've had yet on any of”
“This is the sh- best ship in the world by far. It's not even close.”
“That might be the single best piece of pizza I ever had.”
“We had a great time. It was awesome. We had fun.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Make sure you have your license, passport, or photo ID beside your key card when getting off the ship.
Keep food sealed to bring it on the ship.
If you order the bagels, put them under your body while sleeping to warm them up.
Take a picture or video of where you parked because you won't remember.
Ask for white rice with sushi; it's how the staff eats it.
Use the elite benefits for drinks and Wi-Fi if you don't have a package.
Get to Burl Brunch early to get Bloody Mary's.
Try Indian food on the ship even if you don't usually eat it.
Videos (787)
25:10VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 FROM THE CELEBRITY BEYOND!
13:51VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 FROM THE CELEBRITY BEYOND!
15:44VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 FROM THE CELEBRITY BEYOND IN COZUMEL!
21:39VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 FROM THE CELEBRITY BEYOND!
32:09VlogOUR CELTIC ☘️ SEA DAY🍻 on the ENCHANTED PRINCESS 🎉
28:16VlogBEYOND CRUISE REVEAL 🎉 CARNIVAL CRUISE DIRECTOR ON THE MOVE * DISNEY ID CHANGE * CRUISE NEWS 🥂
8:10VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 AT THE SHOP! CRUISE NEWS!
26:31VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 CARNIVAL CASINO SCAM!! HURRICANE FRANCINE DELAYS🌀VISTA IS ON THE MEND ❤️🩹 CRUISE NEWS!
30:44VlogNUDE ON UTOPIA 🥂 ACCIDENT IN ALASKA *DON’T WEAR CAMO! HAITI’S BACK! WORLD CRUISE REUNION*CRUISE NEWS
28:02VlogOUR CAR SAGA CONTINUES 🙄 PIER RUNNER FAIL!KEEP THE FOOD ON THE SHIP!! VILLA VIE IS DONE!CRUISE NEWS
10:42VlogDISNEY WONDER TURNS 25 🥳 SS UNITED STATES UPDATE*CARNIVAL’S NEW INTERNET* ICON GOING TO GALVESTON?
1:13:50VlogSAINT THOMAS🍹ENCHANTED PRINCESS! SAVE JIM!!! MOUNTAIN RESCUE 🛟
27:35VlogCARNIVAL HAS TO PAY💰 HITS ICEBERG & DRUG BUST!! MATTRESS ON UTOPIA BALCONY*CANADA CRUISE DRAMA 🎭
29:15VlogWHEELCHAIRS UNDER ATTACK! NCL CARES FOR WHALES 🐳 STAY ON THE SHIP IN TURKEY * CHANT FAIL ON VISTA🍻
20:43VlogJIM ❤️’S his MUG! BREAKING BOTTLES🍻BOOK the DISNEY DESTINY!!! VILLA VIE💩ZERO EMISSIONS 🥂
14:10VlogDIVORCE IS EMINENT😡 VAPES GET NO LOVE💨LET THE MUSIC PLAY 🎶
12:28VlogHappy Labor Day🇺🇸CARNIVAL CUTS WATER! * ROYAL’S NEW PORT * Dr. ODESSEY * NCL CANNCELS BLISS!
1:02:01VlogPUERTO RICO 🇵🇷 ENCHANTED PRINCESS🍻
16:40VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 CARNIVAL DINNER DATE FAIL 🍽️ * THEME PARTY CHAT * IF YOU SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING!
12:02VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉SS UNITED STATES🇺🇸BALCONY SMOKING ON COASTA!! FINGERPRINTS? *PRINCESS’S NEW WHISKEY🥃
17:04VlogCARNIVAL FIGHTS 🤬 CARNIVAL VISTA CANCLED 😡 HALF MOON CAY UPGRADES!!🍻
13:11VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 CARNIVAL’S RUDE * LANDSLIDE IN KETCHIKAN * BOOK THE DISNEY DESTINY * PRINCESS INTERNET!
13:38VlogDORKS🍹DAILY!CRUISE SHIP WATCHING AT JETTY PARK!CARNIVAL IS FOOTBALL READY🏈 PRINCESS RAISES GRATUITY
1:04:08Vlog