Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert Creator787 Cruise Videos on Trip Bacon935 Total Videos on YouTube5K subscribers
Cruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
Royal Caribbean Group177 videosCarnival Cruise Line278 videosDisney Cruise Line52 videosPrincess Cruises99 videosCelebrity Cruises290 videos
Catalogue CoverageDeep coverage
Deep coverage · Cruise Dorks
We’ve analysed 787 of 935 videos so far.
Published
787
analysed and live on Trip Bacon
On YouTube
935
total catalogue
Catalogue coverage84%
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
Annual Activity
Cruise Dorks’s output · year over year
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
YearDiscoveredCruise Coverage(cruise-related ÷ discovered)Trip Bacon Coverage(analysed ÷ cruise-related)
- 20267375%55 of 73100%55 of 55
- 202536086%308 of 360100%308 of 308
- 202421797%211 of 217100%211 of 211
- 20235190%46 of 51100%46 of 46
- 20228483%70 of 84100%70 of 70
- 20212488%21 of 24100%21 of 21
- 20202540%10 of 25100%10 of 10
- 20194789%42 of 47100%42 of 42
- 20182186%18 of 21100%18 of 18
- 20173100%3 of 3100%3 of 3
Heat scale
0% → 100%“Discovered” = videos we’ve found for this channel, not necessarily on the site yet.
Showing the most recent 10 years · 2 earlier years not shown.
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Strongest Praise
Suites
35 mentions
Biggest Critique
Wi-Fi
31 mentions
Dining
Main Dining
Barely Crispy57 video mentions
Specialty Dining
A Nibble68 video mentions
Top
Buffet
A Nibble103 video mentions
Room Service
Barely Crispy32 video mentions
Cabins
Interior Cabins
No strong opinion56 video mentions
Balcony Cabins
A Nibble58 video mentions
Suites
Solid Strip35 video mentions
Top
Entertainment
Shows
A Nibble116 video mentions
Nightlife
A Nibble64 video mentions
Casino
No strong opinion27 video mentions
Low
Activities
A Nibble72 video mentions
Top
Deck & Recreation
Pool Deck
Barely Crispy84 video mentions
Water Park
A Nibble21 video mentions
Kids & Family
Barely Crispy134 video mentions
Spa & Fitness
Barely Crispy13 video mentions
Ship & Crew
Ship Condition
No strong opinion299 video mentions
Embarkation
No strong opinion73 video mentions
Crew & Service
Barely Crispy393 video mentions
Value & Logistics
Booking
Barely Crispy378 video mentions
Value
No strong opinion253 video mentions
Low
Excursions
No strong opinion72 video mentions
Wi-Fi
Slight Frown31 video mentions
Low
Loyalty Program
Barely Crispy141 video mentions
How to read the Trip Bacon Score
Happy Bacon — creators loved this aspect
Sad Bacon — creators took issue with this
Meh — no strong opinion either way
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Best Match
Couples
66%
Great fit
Families (Young Kids)
59%
Solid choice
Groups
65%
Great fit
No consensus seals earned yet
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
The Good
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
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“Sushi on Five on Summit is the best sushi we've had yet on any of”
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“This is the sh- best ship in the world by far. It's not even close.”
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“That might be the single best piece of pizza I ever had.”
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“We had a great time. It was awesome. We had fun.”
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The Watch-outs
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
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“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
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“This is horrible.”
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“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
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“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
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Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Make sure you have your license, passport, or photo ID beside your key card when getting off the ship.
Keep food sealed to bring it on the ship.
If you order the bagels, put them under your body while sleeping to warm them up.
Take a picture or video of where you parked because you won't remember.
Ask for white rice with sushi; it's how the staff eats it.
Use the elite benefits for drinks and Wi-Fi if you don't have a package.
Get to Burl Brunch early to get Bloody Mary's.
Try Indian food on the ship even if you don't usually eat it.
Videos (787)
25:10VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 FROM THE CELEBRITY BEYOND!
🥈 · 982 views · 1 years ago
Highly Positive
13:51VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 FROM THE CELEBRITY BEYOND!
🥈 · 798 views · 1 years ago
Highly Positive
15:44VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 FROM THE CELEBRITY BEYOND IN COZUMEL!
🥈 · 724 views · 1 years ago
Positive
21:39VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 FROM THE CELEBRITY BEYOND!
🥈 · 1K views · 1 years ago
Positive
32:09VlogOUR CELTIC ☘️ SEA DAY🍻 on the ENCHANTED PRINCESS 🎉
🥈 · 4K views · 1 years ago
Highly Positive
28:16VlogBEYOND CRUISE REVEAL 🎉 CARNIVAL CRUISE DIRECTOR ON THE MOVE * DISNEY ID CHANGE * CRUISE NEWS 🥂
🥈 · 688 views · 1 years ago
Highly Positive
8:10VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 AT THE SHOP! CRUISE NEWS!
🥈 · 954 views · 1 years ago
Positive
26:31VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 CARNIVAL CASINO SCAM!! HURRICANE FRANCINE DELAYS🌀VISTA IS ON THE MEND ❤️🩹 CRUISE NEWS!
🥈 · 685 views · 1 years ago
Positive
30:44VlogNUDE ON UTOPIA 🥂 ACCIDENT IN ALASKA *DON’T WEAR CAMO! HAITI’S BACK! WORLD CRUISE REUNION*CRUISE NEWS
🥈 · 923 views · 1 years ago
Positive
28:02VlogOUR CAR SAGA CONTINUES 🙄 PIER RUNNER FAIL!KEEP THE FOOD ON THE SHIP!! VILLA VIE IS DONE!CRUISE NEWS
🥈 · 840 views · 1 years ago
Critical
10:42VlogDISNEY WONDER TURNS 25 🥳 SS UNITED STATES UPDATE*CARNIVAL’S NEW INTERNET* ICON GOING TO GALVESTON?
🥈 · 530 views · 1 years ago
Positive
1:13:50VlogSAINT THOMAS🍹ENCHANTED PRINCESS! SAVE JIM!!! MOUNTAIN RESCUE 🛟
🥈 · 6K views · 1 years ago
Highly Positive
27:35VlogCARNIVAL HAS TO PAY💰 HITS ICEBERG & DRUG BUST!! MATTRESS ON UTOPIA BALCONY*CANADA CRUISE DRAMA 🎭
🥈 · 753 views · 1 years ago
Positive
29:15VlogWHEELCHAIRS UNDER ATTACK! NCL CARES FOR WHALES 🐳 STAY ON THE SHIP IN TURKEY * CHANT FAIL ON VISTA🍻
🥈 · 580 views · 1 years ago
Critical
20:43VlogJIM ❤️’S his MUG! BREAKING BOTTLES🍻BOOK the DISNEY DESTINY!!! VILLA VIE💩ZERO EMISSIONS 🥂
🥈 · 516 views · 1 years ago
Positive
14:10VlogDIVORCE IS EMINENT😡 VAPES GET NO LOVE💨LET THE MUSIC PLAY 🎶
🥈 · 880 views · 1 years ago
Critical
12:28VlogHappy Labor Day🇺🇸CARNIVAL CUTS WATER! * ROYAL’S NEW PORT * Dr. ODESSEY * NCL CANNCELS BLISS!
🥈 · 789 views · 1 years ago
Positive
1:02:01VlogPUERTO RICO 🇵🇷 ENCHANTED PRINCESS🍻
🥈 · 4K views · 1 years ago
Positive
16:40VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 CARNIVAL DINNER DATE FAIL 🍽️ * THEME PARTY CHAT * IF YOU SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING!
🥈 · 539 views · 1 years ago
Positive
12:02VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉SS UNITED STATES🇺🇸BALCONY SMOKING ON COASTA!! FINGERPRINTS? *PRINCESS’S NEW WHISKEY🥃
🥈 · 513 views · 1 years ago
Positive
17:04VlogCARNIVAL FIGHTS 🤬 CARNIVAL VISTA CANCLED 😡 HALF MOON CAY UPGRADES!!🍻
🥈 · 732 views · 1 years ago
Critical
13:11VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 CARNIVAL’S RUDE * LANDSLIDE IN KETCHIKAN * BOOK THE DISNEY DESTINY * PRINCESS INTERNET!
🥈 · 453 views · 1 years ago
Positive
13:38VlogDORKS🍹DAILY!CRUISE SHIP WATCHING AT JETTY PARK!CARNIVAL IS FOOTBALL READY🏈 PRINCESS RAISES GRATUITY
🥈 · 735 views · 1 years ago
Positive
1:04:08VlogPRINCESS CAYS CANCELED 😢 ENCHANTED PRINCESS🍹WE HIT A TRIFECTA! O’MALLEYS * SUSHI * GIGI’S PIZZERIA
🥈 · 5K views · 1 years ago
Positive