Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 787 of 935 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20267375%55 of 73100%55 of 55
- 202536086%308 of 360100%308 of 308
- 202421797%211 of 217100%211 of 211
- 20235190%46 of 51100%46 of 46
- 20228483%70 of 84100%70 of 70
- 20212488%21 of 24100%21 of 21
- 20202540%10 of 25100%10 of 10
- 20194789%42 of 47100%42 of 42
- 20182186%18 of 21100%18 of 18
- 20173100%3 of 3100%3 of 3
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“Sushi on Five on Summit is the best sushi we've had yet on any of”
“This is the sh- best ship in the world by far. It's not even close.”
“That might be the single best piece of pizza I ever had.”
“We had a great time. It was awesome. We had fun.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Make sure you have your license, passport, or photo ID beside your key card when getting off the ship.
Keep food sealed to bring it on the ship.
If you order the bagels, put them under your body while sleeping to warm them up.
Take a picture or video of where you parked because you won't remember.
Ask for white rice with sushi; it's how the staff eats it.
Use the elite benefits for drinks and Wi-Fi if you don't have a package.
Get to Burl Brunch early to get Bloody Mary's.
Try Indian food on the ship even if you don't usually eat it.
Videos (787)
19:12VlogDORKS🍹DAILY! SUN PRINCESS REJECTION 😢 SOME PEOPLE ARE TALL! SS UNITED STATES 🇺🇸 DEAD BIRDS 🦜
52:30VlogCELEBRITY BEYOND 🍹COZUMEL 🎉 WE WENT TO DEL MAR!!!🥴🥴🥴🥴
18:02VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 BACK to BACK CRUISE CHAT & SOME CRUISE NEWS 🗞️
19:55VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 OUR FIRST BACK 2 BACK CRUISE ON THE CELEBRITY REFLECTION 🍹
17:10VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 FROM THE CELEBRITY REFLECTION!!! ROYAL HAS A NEW DESTINATION🍹 NHL & NCL UNITE! 🏒
44:01VlogIS OUR CRUISE ON THE CELEBRITY REFLECTION ENDING EARLY???? 🌀🌀🌀🌀
16:27VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 🌀 FROM THE CELEBRITY REFLECTION!!!
34:10VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 LIVE FROM THE CELEBRITY REFLECTION 🍹🍸🍣🌊
13:01Vlog🌀CRUISE UPDATE!!! CELEBRITY REFLECTION FROM NASSAU!
37:09VlogSEA DAY 🥂 CELEBRITY BEYOND * WE WENT TO THE SPA! BREAKFAST & DINNER at BLU
19:31VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 IT’S FRIDAY 🍻 WE’RE GOING ON A CRUISE!!!🥂#celebrity #cruisenews
26:00VlogGUNS ON CARNIVAL BUT NO GUM!? PRINCESS TEQUILA RANT…😂 CELEBRITY’S GRAND VOYAGE * VILLA VIE IS GREAT
25:46VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 TIPPING GETS WEIRD… CAR UPDATE!! VILLA VIE ON THE MOVE 🥂
16:32VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 MAN ARRESTED ON CARNIVAL CRUISE! Villa Vie NOT at SEA 🌊 NORWEGIAN’S MORE AT SEA🥂
30:56VlogCAR UPDATE 🤬 CARNIVAL CHEAPS OUT * ROYAL GETS BACK TO THE FUTURE! SICK ON ROYAL!? VILLA VIE ❤️
51:46TourBOARDING DAY!!! CELEBRITY BEYOND 🥂 AQUA CLASS ! ROOM TOUR 9173
15:17VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 RESCUE AT SEA 🛟 ANNOYED BY INFLUENCERS 🤨 KITE SURFING OF VIRGIN WITH SOME REDBULL 🏄♂️
7:15VlogDISEMBARKING THE ENCHANTED PRINCESS!! WILD NIGHTLIGHT SITUATION !!??🔦
18:49VlogHURRICANE🌀HELENE CRUISE DELAYS! BOMB 💣 THREAT ON CARNIVAL! PROTESTERS STOPPED!!!🥂
19:50VlogLADY SMOKER WINS ON NCL * MISTAKEN IDENTITY * HURRICANE 🌀 HELENE CAUSING PROBLEMS * SKAGWAY’S WINDY
23:37CompareCARNIVAL’S CRAZY PRICES💰 ICON CANCELLED! MSC FIRES THE DEVIL WOMAN 😈
16:23VlogCARNIVAL’S 30 YEARS IN TAMPA * TAKES A MINI & YOUR TABLECLOTHS! CELEBRITY SUMMIT * DISNEY TREASURE🎉
34:15VlogLAST SEA DAY🍹🥂☀️ ENCHANTED PRINCESS 🎉
25:44Vlog