Cruise Dorks

🥈Expert Creator

787 Cruise Videos on Trip Bacon935 Total Videos on YouTube5K subscribers

Cruise Dorks description on YouTube:

Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!

Royal Caribbean Group177 videos Carnival Cruise Line278 videos Disney Cruise Line52 videos Princess Cruises99 videos Celebrity Cruises290 videos

Catalogue CoverageDeep coverage

Deep coverage · Cruise Dorks

We’ve analysed 787 of 935 videos so far.

Published

787

analysed and live on Trip Bacon

On YouTube

935

total catalogue

Catalogue coverage84%

Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.

Annual Activity

Cruise Dorks’s output · year over year

How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?

YearDiscoveredCruise Coverage(cruise-related ÷ discovered)Trip Bacon Coverage(analysed ÷ cruise-related)

2026
74
74%55 of 74
100%55 of 55
2025
360
86%308 of 360
100%308 of 308
2024
217
97%211 of 217
100%211 of 211
2023
51
90%46 of 51
100%46 of 46
2022
84
83%70 of 84
100%70 of 70
2021
24
88%21 of 24
100%21 of 21
2020
25
40%10 of 25
100%10 of 10
2019
47
89%42 of 47
100%42 of 42
2018
21
86%18 of 21
100%18 of 18
2017
3
100%3 of 3
100%3 of 3

Heat scale

0% → 100%“Discovered” = videos we’ve found for this channel, not necessarily on the site yet.

Showing the most recent 10 years · 2 earlier years not shown.

Topic-by-topic creator consensus

Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.

Strongest Praise

Suites

35 mentions

Biggest Critique

Wi-Fi

31 mentions

Dining

Main Dining

Barely Crispy57 video mentions

Specialty Dining

A Nibble68 video mentions

Top

Buffet

A Nibble103 video mentions

Room Service

Barely Crispy32 video mentions

Cabins

Interior Cabins

No strong opinion56 video mentions

Balcony Cabins

A Nibble58 video mentions

Suites

Solid Strip35 video mentions

Top

Entertainment

Shows

A Nibble116 video mentions

Nightlife

A Nibble64 video mentions

Casino

No strong opinion27 video mentions

Low

Activities

A Nibble72 video mentions

Top

Deck & Recreation

Pool Deck

Barely Crispy84 video mentions

Water Park

A Nibble21 video mentions

Kids & Family

Barely Crispy134 video mentions

Spa & Fitness

Barely Crispy13 video mentions

Ship & Crew

Ship Condition

No strong opinion299 video mentions

Embarkation

No strong opinion73 video mentions

Crew & Service

Barely Crispy393 video mentions

Value & Logistics

Booking

Barely Crispy378 video mentions

Value

No strong opinion253 video mentions

Low

Excursions

No strong opinion72 video mentions

Wi-Fi

Slight Frown31 video mentions

Low

Loyalty Program

Barely Crispy141 video mentions

How to read the Trip Bacon Score

Happy Bacon — creators loved this aspect

Sad Bacon — creators took issue with this

Meh — no strong opinion either way

Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.

About our Bacon Score methodology

Who’s this ship for?

How the ship rates with different travel parties.

Best Match: Couples

Best Match

Couples

66%

Great fit

Families (Young Kids)

59%

Solid choice

Groups

65%

Great fit

No consensus seals earned yet

Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.

What Creators Are Saying

Selected quotes from our creator panel.

The Good

“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”

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“Sushi on Five on Summit is the best sushi we've had yet on any of”

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“This is the sh- best ship in the world by far. It's not even close.”

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“That might be the single best piece of pizza I ever had.”

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“We had a great time. It was awesome. We had fun.”

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The Watch-outs

“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”

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“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”

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“This is horrible.”

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“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”

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“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”

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Pro Tips From Creators

The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.

Make sure you have your license, passport, or photo ID beside your key card when getting off the ship.
Keep food sealed to bring it on the ship.
If you order the bagels, put them under your body while sleeping to warm them up.
Take a picture or video of where you parked because you won't remember.
Ask for white rice with sushi; it's how the staff eats it.
Use the elite benefits for drinks and Wi-Fi if you don't have a package.
Get to Burl Brunch early to get Bloody Mary's.
Try Indian food on the ship even if you don't usually eat it.