Cruise Dorks
π₯Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
Weβve analysed 787 of 935 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20267375%55 of 73100%55 of 55
- 202536086%308 of 360100%308 of 308
- 202421797%211 of 217100%211 of 211
- 20235190%46 of 51100%46 of 46
- 20228483%70 of 84100%70 of 70
- 20212488%21 of 24100%21 of 21
- 20202540%10 of 25100%10 of 10
- 20194789%42 of 47100%42 of 42
- 20182186%18 of 21100%18 of 18
- 20173100%3 of 3100%3 of 3
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score β 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0β5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = βmehβ, 5 = βbacon blissβ. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWhoβs this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
βthis is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republicβ
βSushi on Five on Summit is the best sushi we've had yet on any ofβ
βThis is the sh- best ship in the world by far. It's not even close.β
βThat might be the single best piece of pizza I ever had.β
βWe had a great time. It was awesome. We had fun.β
βThis woman is going to be permanently disfigured.β
βAbsolute [ __ ] show, guys.β
βThis is horrible.β
βCarnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.β
βTheir ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.β
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Make sure you have your license, passport, or photo ID beside your key card when getting off the ship.
Keep food sealed to bring it on the ship.
If you order the bagels, put them under your body while sleeping to warm them up.
Take a picture or video of where you parked because you won't remember.
Ask for white rice with sushi; it's how the staff eats it.
Use the elite benefits for drinks and Wi-Fi if you don't have a package.
Get to Burl Brunch early to get Bloody Mary's.
Try Indian food on the ship even if you don't usually eat it.
Videos (787)
22:52VlogPRICED OUTTA CRUISING? MAN OVERBOARD! WHEN NUNS ATTACK ππ» JIMS CAUSING TROUBLE π WEβRE IN FREEPORTπΉ
26:23VlogDORKSπΉDAILYπ LIVE FROM THE CELEBRITY EQUINOX!!!
16:21VlogDORKS π³οΈ DAILYπ from Jetty Park!
36:54VlogSEA DAY πΉ CELEBRITY REFLECTION βοΈππ HURRICANE CRUISE!
30:03VlogNEW GROUP CRUISES!!!ππ₯ RANDOM CRUISE CHAT πποΈππ»π₯πΉπ³οΈ
2:22:35VlogTHANKSGIVING LIVE!!! Weβre cooking!!
26:28VlogUPSIDE DOWN PINEAPPLE π CHALLENGE!! CARNIVAL π BAN! DUDES GOIN TO JAIL! PRINCESS CRUISES NEW ROSEβ π·
42:27TipsPACKING TIPS!! GETTING READY FOR OUR CELEBRITY EQUINOX CRUISE π³οΈ UNBOXING MY NEW LEVEL 8 LUGGAGE!!!
42:02VlogCARNIVAL SAYS NO WHITE NOISE π€ DANGEROUS CRUISE PORTS πͺ DID SHE DO IT? LOVE BOAT β€οΈ JIM LIKES CATS
8:41VlogDORKS IN THE DARK π WE TRADED IN THE TUNDRA!!! FIGHT ON ROYAL! CARNIVAL CELEBRATES πΊπΈ THE β€οΈ BOAT
48:22VlogNASSAU π΄ββ οΈ SHOPPING! CELEBRITY REFLECTION πΉ
29:48VlogCRAZY DAY!!! SNAKE π ATTACK!! TERRIBLE π ACCIDENTπ NCL CANCELS CRUISES!! ROYAL DEFENDS LABADEE!
24:16VlogCHARLESTON SAYS BYE π TO CARNIVAL! CANCEL YOUR RESERVATIONS! HALLMARK CHRISTMAS CRUISEπGAMBLE DRUNK?
19:22VlogSPEAKERS π GET BANNED * TREASURE GETS CHRISTENED π NORWEGIAN PEARL IS COMING TO PHILLY!!!π¦
23:41VlogJIMβS STORY TIME π» CARNIVAL CUTS PIZZA π DOG CRUISE!!?? MORE SPRINKLER ACTION π¦ DONβT SAVE CHAIRS ποΈ
16:50VlogDRIVING HOME!! ENGAGEMENT PARTY!! JIM HAD A CHEESESTEAK! CRUISE CHAT π»
14:10VlogLIVE FROM THE CAPE MAY FERRY!!!
32:54VlogBOARDING DAYππ£πΈCELEBRITY REFLECTION!
7:59VlogWEβRE ON THE ROAD!! GOIN TO PHILLY * SS UNITED STATES WILL BE THERE! π‘FORMAL NIGHT COMPLAINT π π€΅ββοΈ
7:25VlogDORKS πΉ DAILY π¦ FROM THE ROAD!
11:55VlogGIVE BLOOD = FREE CRUISE π©Έ PORTABLE SPEAKERS BANNED ON CARNIVAL π‘ PRINCESS GIVES THE GREEN LIGHT!!!
33:09VlogWHO BROUGHT THE CROCK POT?! SPIRIT PLANE GETS SHOT UP IN HAITI ππΉ OUTBREAK π· ON PRINCESS! CABANAS???
0:28THE DISNEY TREASURE HAS ARRIVED!π₯π @disneycruiseline #disneytreasure #disney #disneycruise
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