Cruise Dorks
๐ฅExpert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
Weโve analysed 787 of 935 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20267375%55 of 73100%55 of 55
- 202536086%308 of 360100%308 of 308
- 202421797%211 of 217100%211 of 211
- 20235190%46 of 51100%46 of 46
- 20228483%70 of 84100%70 of 70
- 20212488%21 of 24100%21 of 21
- 20202540%10 of 25100%10 of 10
- 20194789%42 of 47100%42 of 42
- 20182186%18 of 21100%18 of 18
- 20173100%3 of 3100%3 of 3
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score โ 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0โ5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = โmehโ, 5 = โbacon blissโ. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWhoโs this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
โthis is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republicโ
โSushi on Five on Summit is the best sushi we've had yet on any ofโ
โThis is the sh- best ship in the world by far. It's not even close.โ
โThat might be the single best piece of pizza I ever had.โ
โWe had a great time. It was awesome. We had fun.โ
โThis woman is going to be permanently disfigured.โ
โAbsolute [ __ ] show, guys.โ
โThis is horrible.โ
โCarnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.โ
โTheir ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.โ
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Make sure you have your license, passport, or photo ID beside your key card when getting off the ship.
Keep food sealed to bring it on the ship.
If you order the bagels, put them under your body while sleeping to warm them up.
Take a picture or video of where you parked because you won't remember.
Ask for white rice with sushi; it's how the staff eats it.
Use the elite benefits for drinks and Wi-Fi if you don't have a package.
Get to Burl Brunch early to get Bloody Mary's.
Try Indian food on the ship even if you don't usually eat it.
Videos (787)
40:21VlogDORKS๐นDAILYโ๏ธLIVE FROM THE CELEBRITY EQUINOX ๐น
1:21:59VlogDORKS๐นDAILY๐ LIVE FROM THE CELEBRITY EQUINOX!! #cruisenews
29:37VlogDISNEY GRATUITIES * MSC โค๏ธโs PORT CANAVERAL๐ VIRGIN VOYAGES IS ON ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
1:00:28VlogFREEPORT ๐น CELEBRITY EQUINOX ๐ HELIPAD EXPERIENCE โ๏ธ
21:24VlogGO BIRDS!! ๐ฆ ARRESTED IN MIAMI! WHO GETS OFF THE FREEDOM!! BIG DAY FOR PORT CANAVERAL!
45:17VlogLIVE!! FROM THE CELEBRITY EQUINOX ๐น๐ธ๐
16:36VlogWIVES ON THE WAVES CRUISE??!! COSTA CAPTAIN MAY GO FREE??!! MSCโS GOT DREW & ORLANDO๐น
19:03VlogCARNIVALโS NEW AGE RESTRICTIONS!! SMALL SHIPS & FRENCH FRIES ๐ DISNEY CRUISE & ICELAND PRICE HIKES!
19:37VlogMAN STABBED ON PRINCESS!! SHOULD YOU LEAVE YOUR INFANT ON THR SHIP???!! CELEBRITY ADDS A NEW SHIP!๐ฅ
36:50VlogROYAL DRY DOCK ๐ธ GRATUITY BREAKDOWN๐ฐNO NORTHERN LIGHTS!? BEWARE OF CRUISE SCAMMERS! JIMโS RANT ๐ฆ
24:29VlogNO MORE TENDERS AT GREAT STIRRUP CAY! NO CLOTHESLINES AT SEA!! FOOTBALL TALK ๐ ๐๐๐ฆ
26:20VlogCELEBRITY EQUINOX ๐นSEA DAY RECOVERY ๐ฅด
24:35TipsNEW VISAS FOR EU CRUISES * LATE DEPARTURE OPTIONS ON NCL & VIRGIN * WOULD YOU CANCEL YOUR CRUISE???
15:43VlogDOG CRUISE WEIGHT LIMITS??!! PRINCESS GOES COUNTRY ๐ถ๐ค SUPER MARIO CANโT STOP๐ณ๏ธ๐
22:33VlogVIRGIN FOR A YEAR?๐ค GROUP CRUISE TALK!!๐
24:36VlogSMALLER SHIPS FOR DISNEY * WHEEL OF FORTUNE & HOLLAND AMERICA!!! TABLECLOTHS ARE GONEโฆ
27:52VlogDONโT TAKE HOME CRUISE FOOD OR SALT&PEPPER SHAKERS!! RESCUE ๐ AT SEA! BROKEN TOILETS ON ROYAL!! ๐ฝ
48:35VlogBOARDING DAY!!๐ธ๐ฃ๐น CELEBRITY EQUINOX * THE MARTINI BAR STRIKES AGAIN!!!๐๐ฅด๐ซฃ๐ธROOM 1007 * SUSHI * COMEDY
11:53VlogCALIFORNIA ๐ฅ & CRUISING! MSC SEASIDE DELAYED * ITโS CHILLY ๐ฅถ
25:04VlogCARNIVAL SCREWS PLATINUM & DIAMOND GUESTS! MSC IN THE SUPER BOWL ๐ XCEL GROUP CRUISE!
20:05VlogMSC MERAVIGLIA OVERNIGHT IN PORT CANAVERAL! $1300. CELL PHONE BILL?!! FLORIBAMA SHORE ANYONE??!!๐๐ป
19:10VlogWATCH YOUR KIDS ๐ CRUISE SHIP CAPSIZES BOAT! PRINCESS NEW MOCKTAILS ๐น
1:13:10VlogDORKS ๐นDAILY ๐ LIVE!!!๐
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