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Cruise Port Captain

Cruise Port Captain

πŸ₯ˆExpert Creator
83 Cruise Videos on Trip Bacon93 Total Videos on YouTube1K subscribers

Cruise Port Captain description on YouTube:

βš“ Cruise Port Captain: Making Every Port Day Count Travel confidently. Explore independently. The world is more accessible than you think. We're Cruise Port Captainβ€”50+ cruisers who love exploring ports on our own and helping you do the same. Our mission is simple: give you the confidence to plan your own unforgettable port days using practical advice, local transportation, and real-world experience. --- With more than 20 years of cruising experience across 11+ cruise lines (and counting!), we've spent over a year of our lives at sea. Every video is designed to help you spend less time worrying and more time enjoying your vacation. 🌊 Port Basics: Weather, immigration, transportation, local currency, safety tips, and what to expect. πŸ—ΊοΈ Port Guides: DIY excursions, maps, transportation, entrance fees, food, and our signature **Smooth Sailing Tips** and **Rough Waters Warnings** to help you avoid common mistakes. Subscribe and discover just how accessible the world can be.

Catalogue Coverage
Established read Β· Cruise Port Captain

We’ve analysed 83 of 93 videos so far.

Published
83
analysed and live on Trip Bacon
On YouTube
93
total catalogue
Catalogue coverage89%

Solid sample of Cruise Port Captain's catalogue β€” the patterns below should be reliable.

Annual Activity
Cruise Port Captain’s output Β· year over year

How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?

YearDiscoveredCruise Coverage(cruise-related Γ· discovered)Trip Bacon Coverage(analysed Γ· cruise-related)
  1. 2026
    24
  2. 2025
    60
Heat scale
0% β†’ 100%β€œDiscovered” = videos we’ve found for this channel, not necessarily on the site yet.
Live Reviews

What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Port Captain

Topic-by-topic creator consensus

Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score β€” 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.

Strongest Praise
Water Park
1 mentions
Biggest Critique
Casino
1 mentions

Dining

Main Dining
Barely Crispy8 video mentions
Specialty Dining
A Nibble5 video mentions
Buffet
A Nibble16 video mentions
Room Service
Solid Strip1 video mention

Cabins

Interior Cabins
A Nibble14 video mentions
Balcony Cabins
A Nibble1 video mention

Entertainment

Shows
A Nibble6 video mentions
Casino
No strong opinion1 video mention
Activities
Solid Strip2 video mentions
Top

Deck & Recreation

Pool Deck
Solid Strip5 video mentions
Water Park
Seriously Tasty1 video mention
Top
Kids & Family
Seriously Tasty2 video mentions
Top
Spa & Fitness
A Nibble5 video mentions

Ship & Crew

Ship Condition
A Nibble12 video mentions
Embarkation
No strong opinion21 video mentions
Crew & Service
Solid Strip35 video mentions

Value & Logistics

Booking
A Nibble14 video mentions
Value
Barely Crispy22 video mentions
Excursions
A Nibble44 video mentions
Wi-Fi
Barely Crispy4 video mentions
Loyalty Program
A Nibble6 video mentions
How to read the Trip Bacon Score
Happy Bacon β€” creators loved this aspect
Sad Bacon β€” creators took issue with this
Meh β€” no strong opinion either way

Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = β€œmeh”, 5 = β€œbacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.

About our Bacon Score methodology

Who’s this ship for?

How the ship rates with different travel parties.

Best Match
Couples
75%
Great fit
No consensus seals earned yet

Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.

What Creators Are Saying

Selected quotes from our creator panel.

The Good

β€œWe found this app called Bounce. And you install it on your phone... you can find there were multiple places in Manhattan that you could dump your luggage off.”

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β€œThe people are wonderful. Just be respectful, be kind, clean up after yourself.”

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β€œWe did not know what to expect from Cape Town and it was truly one of the most magnificent places we've been.”

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β€œThe view from the top is just stunning. You you can't even describe what's going on.”

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β€œAn Alaskan cruise is on many people's bucket list and it deservedly belongs on that list.”

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The Watch-outs

β€œOne of the worst things that can happen to you on a cruise is that you lose your luggage.”

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β€œIt caused a lot of chaos and it was 3 hours to board the ship, which is insanely too long because that usually is like an hour at the most.”

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β€œAnother rough waters warning is that there were a lot of additional charges for small things and I don't appreciate that.”

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β€œa lot of major attractions were closed”

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β€œThey did not prepare us for this at all and it caused a lot of confusion.”

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Pro Tips From Creators

The most-shared advice for Cruise Port Captain.

  1. Walk to explore the city as it is very central and economical.

  2. Carry an umbrella as it rains frequently in Holland.

  3. Be extremely cautious of bicycles on the road; they have right of way.

  4. Take photos/videos of rental cars during pickup to avoid liability for existing damage.

  5. Always carry a jacket when visiting Mount Teide due to wind and elevation.

  6. Keep your cruise contract and emergency contact numbers handy if renting a car.

  7. Check if your visit falls on a Sunday or US holiday as many attractions and shops may be closed.

  8. Consider walking from the ports to the downtown area to save money, as it is about a 2-mile walk.

Videos (83)

Dover Cruise Port Guide | White Cliffs, Castle & Getting Around13:52

Dover Cruise Port Guide | White Cliffs, Castle & Getting Around

Β· 27 views Β· 2 days ago
Amsterdam Cruise Port Guide | Walk to the City, Food & Top Attractions20:09Tips

Amsterdam Cruise Port Guide | Walk to the City, Food & Top Attractions

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 90 views Β· 1 weeks ago
Highly Positive
Tenerife Cruise Port Guide | Things to Do, Mount Teide & Getting Around25:00Tips

Tenerife Cruise Port Guide | Things to Do, Mount Teide & Getting Around

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 74 views Β· 2 weeks ago
Highly Positive
St. Thomas Cruise Guide | Two Cruise Ports, Beaches & Transportation23:02Tips

St. Thomas Cruise Guide | Two Cruise Ports, Beaches & Transportation

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 134 views Β· 3 weeks ago
Highly Positive
P & O Cruises logo
P & O Cruises
P & O Cruises logo
Britannia
Carnival Venezia Food Guide | What's Included & Where to Eat21:40Tips

Carnival Venezia Food Guide | What's Included & Where to Eat

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 706 views Β· 1 months ago
Positive
Carnival Cruise Line logo
Carnival Cruise Line
Carnival Cruise Line logo
Carnival Venezia
Manhattan Cruise Port Guide | Airports, Luggage Storage & NYC in One Day16:41Tips

Manhattan Cruise Port Guide | Airports, Luggage Storage & NYC in One Day

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 313 views Β· 1 months ago
Highly Positive
Aruba Cruise Port Guide | Beaches, Culture & Easy DIY Adventures22:03Tips

Aruba Cruise Port Guide | Beaches, Culture & Easy DIY Adventures

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 214 views Β· 1 months ago
Highly Positive
Carnival Cruise Line logo
Carnival Cruise Line
Carnival Cruise Line logo
Carnival Venezia
Carnival Venezia Inside Cabin 2311 Review | Better Than Expected?5:27Tour

Carnival Venezia Inside Cabin 2311 Review | Better Than Expected?

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 173 views Β· 2 months ago
Highly Positive
Carnival Cruise Line logo
Carnival Cruise Line
Carnival Cruise Line logo
Carnival Venezia
Nagasaki Cruise Guide | Easy DIY Trip to the Atomic Bomb Museum16:34Tips

Nagasaki Cruise Guide | Easy DIY Trip to the Atomic Bomb Museum

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 469 views Β· 2 months ago
Highly Positive
Florence from the Livorno Port | How to Get There & DIY Walking Tour22:21Tips

Florence from the Livorno Port | How to Get There & DIY Walking Tour

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 487 views Β· 3 months ago
Positive
Royal Caribbean Group logo
Royal Caribbean Group
Hong Kong Cruise Port Guide | How to Explore on Your Own (1 Day or More)24:28Tips

Hong Kong Cruise Port Guide | How to Explore on Your Own (1 Day or More)

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 658 views Β· 4 months ago
Highly Positive
Norwegian Cruise Line logo
Norwegian Cruise Line
Norwegian Cruise Line logo
Norwegian Sun
How to Get from Ft. Lauderdale to Port Everglades15:49Tips

How to Get from Ft. Lauderdale to Port Everglades

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 187 views Β· 4 months ago
Highly Positive
Curious about Single Cabins? NCL Encore Tour 125510:19

Curious about Single Cabins? NCL Encore Tour 12551

Β· 162 views Β· 4 months ago
Norwegian Cruise Line logo
Norwegian Cruise Line
Norwegian Cruise Line logo
Norwegian Encore
What It’s Like to Cruise Longer Than 7 Days | What to Expect & How to Prepare19:03Tips

What It’s Like to Cruise Longer Than 7 Days | What to Expect & How to Prepare

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 196 views Β· 5 months ago
Highly Positive
How to Get to the Los Angeles Cruise Port | LAX, Transfers & What to Know14:42Tips

How to Get to the Los Angeles Cruise Port | LAX, Transfers & What to Know

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 765 views Β· 5 months ago
Positive
Princess Cruises logo
Princess Cruises
Princess Cruises logo
Royal Princess
Happy Birthday, Cruise Port Captain!0:06

Happy Birthday, Cruise Port Captain!

Β· 289 views Β· 5 months ago
Cabo San Lucas Cruise Guide | Tender Port, Beaches & Insider Tips25:54Tips

Cabo San Lucas Cruise Guide | Tender Port, Beaches & Insider Tips

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 466 views Β· 5 months ago
Highly Positive
Princess Cruises logo
Princess Cruises
Princess Cruises logo
Royal Princess
Royal Princess Ship Tour | Cabin, Dining, Laundry & What to Know Before You Sail31:33Tour

Royal Princess Ship Tour | Cabin, Dining, Laundry & What to Know Before You Sail

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 1K views Β· 5 months ago
Highly Positive
Princess Cruises logo
Princess Cruises
Princess Cruises logo
Royal Princess
Princess Cruises logo
Regal Princess
Royal Princess Food Tour | All 15 Dining Options Reviewed 🍽️30:59Tour

Royal Princess Food Tour | All 15 Dining Options Reviewed 🍽️

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 6K views Β· 6 months ago
Highly Positive
Princess Cruises logo
Princess Cruises
Princess Cruises logo
Royal Princess
Princess Cruises logo
Regal Princess
Thank you for 1000 Subscribers!0:06

Thank you for 1000 Subscribers!

Β· 2K views Β· 6 months ago
How to Get to the Port of Miami | Best Options13:57Tips

How to Get to the Port of Miami | Best Options

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 628 views Β· 6 months ago
Highly Positive
Cape Town Cruise Port Guide | What to Do in One Day (and With More Time)23:39Tips

Cape Town Cruise Port Guide | What to Do in One Day (and With More Time)

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 223 views Β· 6 months ago
Highly Positive
How to See the Best of Puerto Vallarta On Your Own20:40Tips

How to See the Best of Puerto Vallarta On Your Own

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 182 views Β· 6 months ago
Highly Positive
Princess Cruises logo
Princess Cruises
How to Choose the Best Cruise for YOU | Our Simple 3-Question Method15:20Tips

How to Choose the Best Cruise for YOU | Our Simple 3-Question Method

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 235 views Β· 7 months ago
Highly Positive