CruiseAholics Anonymous
🥈Expert CreatorCruiseAholics Anonymous description on YouTube:
Welcome to CruiseAholics Anonymous! My name is Jennifer and I am a Royal Caribbean cruise addict! Completely obsessed with cruise travel, or planning your very first voyage and trying to make sense of it all? You’ve just found your new home port. This channel is your ultimate, no-nonsense guide to mastering Royal Caribbean cruises and the open seas. We are not in any way affiliated with Royal Caribbean, nor are we paid by them or sponsored by them in any way ( I wish we were🤣) That said, Royal is our favorite! We are Loyal to Royal and we’ve got you covered! What you get here: HONEST reviews Royal Caribbean Cruising Tips & Hacks Royal Caribbean Deep-Dives Ship Tours & Comparisons Port Guides & Excursions We have 20+ years cruising experience and I am a Travel Advisor. We don't just review Royal Caribbean ships—we help you navigate them like a seasoned pro! Hit SUBSCRIBE and join the internet's most passionate cruise community. Your next great adventure starts right here!
We’ve analysed 57 of 63 videos so far.
Solid sample of CruiseAholics Anonymous's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20263397%32 of 33100%32 of 32
- 202525100%25 of 25100%25 of 25
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWhat Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“It's a 10 out of 10 program that makes the ship feel like a giant playground while maintaining a very safe and very structured environment.”
“For one person, this bathroom is an absolute home run in terms of efficiency.”
“I'm absolutely impressed with these. Like, these solo cabins, y'all. Plenty of room.”
“The staff members there were absolutely great, super friendly, incredibly outgoing, and they genuinely tried their best to take care of everyone.”
“Instead of a chaotic, tired, overcrowded mess, we found a ship that was really fresh and beautiful, incredibly well-paced and organized, and really just full of pleasant surprises.”
“I just spent seven nights in the tiniest cabin on a Royal Caribbean ship, and it was also the worst cabin on this ship.”
“You're dragging heavy, multiple heavy, multi-week cruise suitcases over Italian sidewalks and uneven cobblestones for 20 to 30 minutes in the Mediterranean heat.”
“The hack for 2026 is avoiding the guaranteed cabin at all costs.”
“The reason why this is the worst cabin to book is because that's going to happen throughout your entire cruise.”
“The single biggest mistake that you can make here is trying to walk from the train station to the port.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for CruiseAholics Anonymous.
Check the location of your cabin to ensure you aren't directly above a public congregating or smoking area.
Use the overhead cubbies to store laptops since the safe is too small.
Slide large suitcases under the elevated bed frame to save space.
Ask housekeeping to remove extra hangers to prevent them from clanking against the walls at night.
You should not be rolling your big luggage onto the ship. That should always be checked with the porter.
Do not walk from the train station to the port; use the local CSP or port link bus instead.
If using official cruise line transfers or private cars, you can bypass the Largo della Pace staging area.
Double-check the cruise line logo on the white luggage tents to avoid lost bags.
Videos (57)
17:26TipsRoyal Caribbean Cruise Cabin Guide 2026 (What to Avoid And What to Book Instead!)
17:27TipsHarmony of the Seas Embarkation Day I Everything You Need to Know For Boarding
12:57TipsCruising in 2026? Cruise MISTAKES You MUST AVOID!
10:31TipsCosts of Cruising Royal Caribbean - What They Don't Tell You
10:40Tips2026 Cruise Requirements Will COST BIG $$$
9:29TipsCruising is NOT for Everyone! Do You Have These Fears?
5:41TipsCruisers Are Booking the WRONG Cruise (Do This Instead)
4:51TipsFirst Time Cruiser — Here’s What Nobody Explains
7:29TipsOvation of the Seas: Here's What Really Costs Extra & How to Include in Your Budget
9:50TipsOvation of the Seas Activities I Things To Do On Cruise Ships I Royal Caribbean
7:31TipsMariner Of The Seas Activities? Things To Do On Mariner Of The Seas
14:31TipsWhat Exactly Do You Pay for on a Cruise and What is Free? Ovation of the Seas
0:13Wash Your Hands Song Royal Caribbean
40:02TourOvation of the Seas Full Ship Tour I Royal Caribbean Cruise Ship Tour I Full Ship Tour 4K
5:30TipsRoyal Caribbean Christmas Cruise I Is it Worth It?
15:58TipsFree Cruises! The Secret Casino Royale Algorithm
8:47TipsCruise From Galveston Cruise Port I Port of Galveston Parking, Hotels, & Cruise Tips
5:43TipsChoose Cruising Over Any Land Vacation! You Are Missing Out!
22:12ReviewBest Value Cruise of 2026? Mariner of the Seas Review (Galveston) 🚢
10:26The Night Before Your Royal Caribbean Mariner of the Seas Cruise Where to Stay at Port of Galveston
11:55ReviewMariner of the Seas 2026 Best Value Cruise - Ship Review I Cruise From Galveston
15:34TipsRoyal Caribbean Black Friday Deals and More! I The Ultimate Black Friday Guide for Cruising!
11:56TipsFirst Time Cruiser Mistakes You NEED to Avoid!
10:43Tips