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CruiseReport

CruiseReport

πŸ₯ˆExpert Creator
296 Cruise Videos on Trip Bacon379 Total Videos on YouTube26K subscribers

CruiseReport description on YouTube:

We are not a travel agency nor a seller of travel products. Our mission is to provide impartial reviews of cruises, hotels, resorts, and travel-related items. Our primary focus is on the luxury travel segment, which caters to adults traveling as couples.

Catalogue CoverageDeep coverage
Deep coverage Β· CruiseReport

We’ve analysed 296 of 379 videos so far.

Published
296
analysed and live on Trip Bacon
On YouTube
379
total catalogue
Catalogue coverage78%

Comprehensive read on CruiseReport's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.

Annual Activity
CruiseReport’s output Β· year over year

How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?

YearDiscoveredCruise Coverage(cruise-related Γ· discovered)Trip Bacon Coverage(analysed Γ· cruise-related)
  1. 2026
    6
  2. 2025
    33
  3. 2024
    33
  4. 2023
    43
  5. 2022
    36
  6. 2021
    33
  7. 2020
    12
  8. 2019
    13
  9. 2018
    1
  10. 2017
    7
Heat scale
0% β†’ 100%β€œDiscovered” = videos we’ve found for this channel, not necessarily on the site yet.
Showing the most recent 10 years Β· 8 earlier years not shown.

Topic-by-topic creator consensus

Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score β€” 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.

Strongest Praise
Spa & Fitness
22 mentions
Biggest Critique
Casino
3 mentions

Dining

Main Dining
Solid Strip51 video mentions
Specialty Dining
Solid Strip115 video mentions
Buffet
A Nibble68 video mentions
Room Service
A Nibble20 video mentions

Cabins

Interior Cabins
A Nibble29 video mentions
Balcony Cabins
A Nibble82 video mentions
Suites
Solid Strip105 video mentions
Top

Entertainment

Shows
Solid Strip62 video mentions
Nightlife
Solid Strip15 video mentions
Casino
Mild Gripe3 video mentions
Low
Activities
Solid Strip37 video mentions

Deck & Recreation

Pool Deck
A Nibble43 video mentions
Water Park
Solid Strip4 video mentions
Kids & Family
Barely Crispy26 video mentions
Spa & Fitness
Seriously Tasty22 video mentions
Top

Ship & Crew

Ship Condition
Solid Strip136 video mentions
Embarkation
A Nibble57 video mentions
Crew & Service
Solid Strip211 video mentions
Top

Value & Logistics

Booking
A Nibble54 video mentions
Value
A Nibble105 video mentions
Excursions
Solid Strip40 video mentions
Wi-Fi
No strong opinion55 video mentions
Low
Loyalty Program
Barely Crispy24 video mentions
How to read the Trip Bacon Score
Happy Bacon β€” creators loved this aspect
Sad Bacon β€” creators took issue with this
Meh β€” no strong opinion either way

Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = β€œmeh”, 5 = β€œbacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.

About our Bacon Score methodology

Who’s this ship for?

How the ship rates with different travel parties.

Solo Travelers
69%
Great fit
Couples
73%
Great fit
Best Match
Adults-Only
81%
Loved
No consensus seals earned yet

Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.

What Creators Are Saying

Selected quotes from our creator panel.

The Good

β€œthe most outstanding feature of our three days on majestic princess and the one that made the biggest impression was the attitude and the service of the crew”

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β€œi'm pleased to report that princess is definitely back”

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The Watch-outs

β€œi would like to see them add a nice caesar salad to the menu at crayon grill”

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Pro Tips From Creators

The most-shared advice for CruiseReport.

  1. Rent a cabana on the pool deck for shade.

  2. Bring your own portable nightlight for the suite.

  3. Consider upgrading to streaming Wi-Fi for better connectivity.

  4. Bring your own extension cord if you need AC power for a CPAP machine, as there may be no plugs near the bed.

  5. Request additional washcloths upon check-in, as only one was provided initially.

  6. Ask for the pillow menu early, as it may not be provided if you book late.

  7. Book through a travel agent for better pricing and assistance.

  8. Check loyalty program matching requirements before sailing.

Videos (296)