Cruising Chris M
🥉Knowledgeable CreatorCruising Chris M description on YouTube:
I am an avid cruiser and traveler! Work as an educator at the high school level. DISCLOSURE - This channel has an Amazon affiliate link. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
We’ve analysed 109 of 162 videos so far.
Solid sample of Cruising Chris M's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20269395%88 of 9385%75 of 88
- 20253792%34 of 37100%34 of 34
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“I got five straight in a row on roulette, $10 bets, and then I went over to the slot machine, did a penny slot, one pull, 150 bucks, I walked out.”
“The moment my feet touch that gang way, it's like, 'Yep, this just got real.'”
“I don't know how those ships stayed afloat with the the size and weight of those captain's brass balls.”
“The shows were phenomenal. We actually sat through Celestial Strings twice.”
“I loved it. That grandiose is pretty good.”
“I found out this week I have stage three liver disease and it came out of the blue.”
“He ain't going to get across the pool deck. If it if it took him 20 steps to figure out that it was hot.”
“I got a private drive from Houston. Cost $350 round trip.”
“I had the love book fist today. It turned out to be a very expensive anxiety panic attack.”
“New Orleans is an absolute headache”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruising Chris M.
Bring a bottle of wine and make sangrias with juice to extend your wine.
If you don't drink a lot, consider buying a fifth of liquor on day one for the entire cruise.
Don't put smuggling methods on social media; share by mouth only.
Talk to the chef or dining staff for suggestions.
Ask for off-menu items or specific requests.
Utilize versatile kids' menus that offer familiar foods.
Bring individual flavor packets for picky eaters' drinks.
Use a refillable water bottle for unlimited water.
Videos (109)
2:52CompareWhat cruise line has the best pizza at sea?
1:15:12Journey's With JC and Cruising Chris M
1:03:48Monday Night Live - Cruise News and Chat
1:22:55VlogLive with Restream, May 28
1:22:02TipsSunday Sips
1:39VlogNon Cruise Vacation
1:38:27VlogCruise News Live! Weekly Talk with CNS Travels, Cruising Chris M, Eddie Lugo, and Texas Cruiser
4:01Porting in Nassau
1:16:57VlogMonday Night Cruise News with Cruising Chris M, Texas Cruiser, and Friends
1:28:18Sunday Sips with Tricia, Cruising Chris M, and Friends
1:59VlogQuestion of the Week May 14 2026
4:19Sailing out of Port of Miami April 2026
1:08:02VlogMonday Night Live with Cruising Chris M, Texas Cruiser, and Friends
4:06:46VlogThe Usual Suspects - Saturday Edition 18+
3:38Live and Let Die from Celestial Strings
8:42Traveling to Key West by Cruise Ship
54:39Celebrity Apex Ship Tour 1
3:10:36VlogThe Usual Suspects - Saturday Edition 18+
3:32Nothing Else Matters - Celestial Strings
1:22Smokey Old Fashioned from Craft Social on the Celebrity Apex
1:14:05VlogMonday Night Live with CruisingChrisM, Texas Cruiser & Friends
3:47Celebrity Apex Accessible Concierge Stateroom 9227 Tour
5:10:30VlogThe Usual Suspects - Saturday Edition 18+
2:19Celebrity Apex Crew