Gulf Coast Girl

“it is a perfect day that is for sure”

“this place has the clearest water i've ever seen on any island”

“if they had better bathrooms and changing rooms this would literally be a perfect ten for me in my opinion but as it is it's a nine and a half”

“I just feel just so excited. I'm on this ship.”

“I had an amazing time. It was so awesome.”

“my heart is breaking now this bad feeling that we're not gonna be able to get off it really is breaking bad”

“the hair dryer is just sub-optimal so there you have it”

“this is lockdown mode here folks this is stay in your homes parking lot is like literally packed right now”

“there are literally container ships and like yucky cargo ships on the horizon”

“this one is so bad it's really hard to drink you said close your eyes and think that you're drinking lacroix and it's a little better”