K&J Polte
✨Casual CreatorK&J Polte description on YouTube:
Hey Everyone! We're Kate & Jörn - a half US American, half German married couple living and working on a Cruise Ship! One of our lifelong goals is to keep our marriage fun and exciting, and this channel highlights exactly how we accomplish that - featuring everything from international travel, to cruise ship crew content, to low-budget date ideas, to fun challenges you, too, can do with your partner! We post new content every Thursday at 5pm Berlin time, so be sure to subscribe and turn on notifications so you never miss an adventure! See you then!
We’ve analysed 198 of 687 videos so far.
Solid sample of K&J Polte's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20268065%52 of 80100%52 of 52
- 202522953%121 of 229100%121 of 121
- 202424010%25 of 240100%25 of 25
- 2023990%0 of 99— no cruise videos
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“This trip was a clear 10 out of 10.”
“It was a 10 out of 10.”
“I'm going to give them both a 10.”
“Best day ever. I love this day. I'm having such a great day.”
“it was a major success and uh everybody loved it the management loved it everybody in the crew everybody in the audience”
“McDonald's in the United States that was a big old flop.”
“This is foreign to my mouth and I hope it stays foreign to my mouth the rest of my life.”
“I'm super disappointed. And that's what I'll leave you with.”
“KFC, you did so good in Germany.”
“Literally 30 seconds before the show started when they hit start, the entire FO just crashed and we had to cancel the show.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for K&J Polte.
If you have any questions about any of them, make sure to write them in the comments below.
Say 3 2 1 to motivate yourself to get up in the morning.
Listen to true crime or podcasts while editing to stay entertained.
Use a protein shake in a plastic water bottle to carry around all day.
Remember to unlock the bathroom door after using it so your roommate can enter again.
Gather your old sheets and towels and head down to the tailor on your department's linen change day.
Show the tailor your dirty linens and towels before getting new ones as part of the one-to-one exchange system.
Sign the sheet after receiving new sheets and towels so they have a record of who completed the task.
Videos (198)
0:56Hard not to feel like a Viking around here 🛶⛰️#cruiseship #aida #aidamomente #aidaprima #aidacruises
1:38VlogWe gotta know - was the top *really* any different than the halfway mark?! #aidaprima #aidacrew
13:28VlogEmbarking a Cruise Ship without my Wife! | Kate & Jörn
1:09VlogIt's Movie Premiere Day! TV Operator on a Cruise Ship ✨️📽
0:09It's real hard our here fr 🚢😆#cruiseship #cruiseshipcouple #crewlife
0:53VlogWhat I Eat in a Day at Port! 😋 #aidacruises #aida #wieiadrealistic
21:09TipsWhat to do with 2 Days in Niagara Falls & Buffalo, New York! | Kate & Jörn
2:05VlogGRWM: Why am I living in a cruise ship?
12:34ReviewVegetarian Fast Food in the USA?! The Sequel! | Kate & Jörn
0:44Cruise Ship Crew Essentials for a Short Contract! 🚢
12:17VlogMy Wife Teaches Me How To Golf! | Kate & Jörn
1:19VlogWhile the cat's away, Kate will play!
1:10VlogIt's back to the ship he goes! 🚢💙
16:24VlogRealistic, Small Creator YouTube Growth! Is your channel like ours? 2-Year Analytics | Kate & Jörn
29:01VlogClearwater Beach, Florida: Chasing Storms, Meeting Dolphins, and the Fourth of July! | Kate & Jörn
19:00Vlog9 in 9 Baseball Challenge: 9 Hot Dogs, 9 Beers, 9 Innings! | Kate & Jörn
15:00VlogGerman Tries USA Kids Lunches! | Kate & Jörn
31:37VlogLas Vegas: Hoover Dam, a Pool Tournament, The Strip, and So Much More! | Kate & Jörn
18:27VlogNormal (underprepared) Couple tries a 48-Hour Fast! *would we do it again?!* | Kate & Jörn
16:18ReviewUSA Snack Taste Test! | Kate & Jörn
10:25VlogFirst time at a Drive-In Movie Theatre! | Kate & Jörn
13:35VlogSaying Yes to EVERYTHING my Wife Wants for 24 Hours! | Kate & Jörn
19:45VlogSpontaneous Roadtrip to Kings Island! | Kate & Jörn
6:13VlogDisembarkation: What's Next?! | Kate & Jörn