K&J Polte
✨Casual CreatorK&J Polte description on YouTube:
Hey Everyone! We're Kate & Jörn - a half US American, half German married couple living and working on a Cruise Ship! One of our lifelong goals is to keep our marriage fun and exciting, and this channel highlights exactly how we accomplish that - featuring everything from international travel, to cruise ship crew content, to low-budget date ideas, to fun challenges you, too, can do with your partner! We post new content every Thursday at 5pm Berlin time, so be sure to subscribe and turn on notifications so you never miss an adventure! See you then!
We’ve analysed 239 of 733 videos so far.
Solid sample of K&J Polte's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20268772%63 of 87100%63 of 63
- 202522966%151 of 229100%151 of 151
- 202424010%25 of 240100%25 of 25
- 2023990%0 of 99— no cruise videos
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“This trip was a clear 10 out of 10.”
“It was a 10 out of 10.”
“I'm going to give them both a 10.”
“Best day ever. I love this day. I'm having such a great day.”
“it was a major success and uh everybody loved it the management loved it everybody in the crew everybody in the audience”
“I like it. I'm sorry, but I hate marshmallow. I hate coconut. That is just a ball of my nightmare.”
“McDonald's in the United States that was a big old flop.”
“This is foreign to my mouth and I hope it stays foreign to my mouth the rest of my life.”
“I'm super disappointed. And that's what I'll leave you with.”
“KFC, you did so good in Germany.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for K&J Polte.
Check the reception desk to see the gym class schedule.
Visit the art gallery during sea days as they are not allowed to be open on port days.
Use the art auctions on the stage to buy pieces for a little bit cheaper.
If you want to do any kind of jumping in the crew gym, maybe go to the guest gym because the ceiling is low.
If you are using the laundry, be fast to change your laundry or someone might move your items.
Work in chunks when packing to avoid moving everything at once.
Try Scottish snacks with tea to enhance sweetness.
Don't judge snacks by their smell alone.
Videos (239)
0:54VlogMorning Routine visiting my husband on his cruise ship crew contract ☀️#morningroutine #ditl
13:28VlogEmbarking a Cruise Ship without my Wife! | Kate & Jörn
1:09VlogIt's Movie Premiere Day! TV Operator on a Cruise Ship ✨️📽
0:09It's real hard our here fr 🚢😆#cruiseship #cruiseshipcouple #crewlife
0:53VlogWhat I Eat in a Day at Port! 😋 #aidacruises #aida #wieiadrealistic
21:09TipsWhat to do with 2 Days in Niagara Falls & Buffalo, New York! | Kate & Jörn
2:05VlogGRWM: Why am I living in a cruise ship?
1:10VlogDITL as a TV Operator on a Cruise Ship!
12:34ReviewVegetarian Fast Food in the USA?! The Sequel! | Kate & Jörn
0:44Cruise Ship Crew Essentials for a Short Contract! 🚢
12:17VlogMy Wife Teaches Me How To Golf! | Kate & Jörn
1:19VlogWhile the cat's away, Kate will play!
1:10VlogIt's back to the ship he goes! 🚢💙
16:24VlogRealistic, Small Creator YouTube Growth! Is your channel like ours? 2-Year Analytics | Kate & Jörn
0:40VlogIt's goodbye for today, but hello cruise ship soon!
29:01VlogClearwater Beach, Florida: Chasing Storms, Meeting Dolphins, and the Fourth of July! | Kate & Jörn
19:00Vlog9 in 9 Baseball Challenge: 9 Hot Dogs, 9 Beers, 9 Innings! | Kate & Jörn
15:00VlogGerman Tries USA Kids Lunches! | Kate & Jörn
31:37VlogLas Vegas: Hoover Dam, a Pool Tournament, The Strip, and So Much More! | Kate & Jörn
18:27VlogNormal (underprepared) Couple tries a 48-Hour Fast! *would we do it again?!* | Kate & Jörn
16:18ReviewUSA Snack Taste Test! | Kate & Jörn
10:25VlogFirst time at a Drive-In Movie Theatre! | Kate & Jörn
13:35VlogSaying Yes to EVERYTHING my Wife Wants for 24 Hours! | Kate & Jörn
19:45Vlog