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Lois : No Cruise Control

Lois : No Cruise Control

🥉Knowledgeable Creator
778 Cruise Videos on Trip Bacon1,841 Total Videos on YouTube34K subscribers

Lois : No Cruise Control description on YouTube:

Welcome! I’m Lois, I’m a Specialist Nurse in the NHS and a Cruise content creator! I have quite a niche job, which can be very sad, so my way to maintain my resilience is to cruise! To set sail and switch off! I’d love to share this with you and inspire you to cruise! Having spent over 530 days at sea, on 20 different Cruise Lines, I hope to show you that Cruising really is the best way to travel and the choice of different cruise line is immense! Subscribe to watch my NCL, Azamara, Silversea, Seabourn, Celebrity, National Geographic, Windstar, Virgin Voyages, Disney Cruise Line, Explora Journeys, MSC Yacht Club, Majestic Line, Ponant Le Bellot plus many more over this next year. Over the next year I’ll be cruising the Scottish islands, the Med, Antarctica and the Arctic and much more on some very exciting cruise lines. Facebook: nocruisecontrol85 Instagram: nocruisecontrol85

Catalogue Coverage
Established read · Lois : No Cruise Control

We’ve analysed 778 of 1,800+ videos so far.

Published
778
analysed and live on Trip Bacon
On YouTube
1,841
total catalogue
Catalogue coverage42%

Solid sample of Lois : No Cruise Control's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.

Annual Activity
Lois : No Cruise Control’s output · year over year

How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?

YearDiscoveredCruise Coverage(cruise-related ÷ discovered)Trip Bacon Coverage(analysed ÷ cruise-related)
  1. 2026
    42
  2. 2025
    426
  3. 2024
    418
  4. 2023
    398
  5. 2022
    463
  6. 2021
    65
  7. 2020
    1
  8. 2019
    10
Heat scale
0% → 100%“Discovered” = videos we’ve found for this channel, not necessarily on the site yet.

Topic-by-topic creator consensus

Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.

Strongest Praise
Spa & Fitness
13 mentions
Biggest Critique
Wi-Fi
8 mentions

Dining

Main Dining
Seriously Tasty25 video mentions
Specialty Dining
Seriously Tasty64 video mentions
Top
Buffet
Solid Strip11 video mentions
Room Service
Seriously Tasty6 video mentions

Cabins

Interior Cabins
Seriously Tasty24 video mentions
Balcony Cabins
Seriously Tasty67 video mentions
Suites
Seriously Tasty41 video mentions
Top

Entertainment

Shows
Seriously Tasty33 video mentions
Nightlife
Seriously Tasty12 video mentions
Casino
Solid Strip4 video mentions
Activities
Seriously Tasty31 video mentions

Deck & Recreation

Pool Deck
Solid Strip39 video mentions
Water Park
Seriously Tasty5 video mentions
Kids & Family
Solid Strip13 video mentions
Spa & Fitness
Seriously Tasty13 video mentions
Top

Ship & Crew

Ship Condition
Seriously Tasty100 video mentions
Embarkation
Solid Strip50 video mentions
Crew & Service
Seriously Tasty173 video mentions

Value & Logistics

Booking
Solid Strip47 video mentions
Value
Solid Strip75 video mentions
Excursions
Solid Strip81 video mentions
Wi-Fi
Barely Crispy8 video mentions
Loyalty Program
Seriously Tasty23 video mentions
How to read the Trip Bacon Score
Happy Bacon — creators loved this aspect
Sad Bacon — creators took issue with this
Meh — no strong opinion either way

Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.

About our Bacon Score methodology

Who’s this ship for?

How the ship rates with different travel parties.

Solo Travelers
83%
Loved
Best Match
Couples
86%
Loved

Consensus Seals

Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.

Foodie Favorite
Dining consistently praised
Date Night Ready
High sentiment from couples
Thrill Ship
Standout water park & activities
Great Value
Positive consensus on value-for-money
First-Timer Friendly
Highly rated by first-time cruisers
Showstopper
Entertainment praised by creators

What Creators Are Saying

Selected quotes from our creator panel.

The Good

we loved the hammock so much uh it's just so comfortable and just the most amazing idea

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

would definitely stay in a junior suite on morel explorer again definitely without a doubt

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

Stay tuned for some stunning views, unforgettable experiences, shore excursions and lots of penguins, loads of penguins.

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

Being Welsh, I'm so happy, and I've got lots of presents for my fellow Welshies.

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

I'm so excited, like super super excited to see them.

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control
The Watch-outs

this was Cruise 52 for me and checkin was an absolute beep show um yeah absolutely awful chaotic no organization rude people passengers and crew just awful awful

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

She'll never ever be using Show Excursions um group again and cannot recommend it. Please do not.

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

I'm really all I can do is apologize for that wow Jesus Christ

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

The shore excursions on this cruise are incredibly expensive. There would be like four $400 each for some of the cru uh trips.

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

I've cruised with Azamara before. I don't remember them being so expensive, but literally a a trip on a ribbo was about $400 each each.

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

Pro Tips From Creators

The most-shared advice for Lois : No Cruise Control.

  1. Stay tuned for more shorts or watch short vlogs about each port visited.

  2. Have your camera ready to get photographs of your ship or video ship during tender rides.

  3. Bring a snood to protect your ears, cheeks, and nose from the cold.

  4. Join the Beyond the Podium enrichment lecture program to enrich your sea days.

  5. Check your Celebrity app for the latest lecture times.

  6. Look out and look up in the main atrium to see the library.

  7. Enjoy the lawn club for a special day at sea.

  8. Visit the Gateway of India and Taj Mahal Palace when you dock at Mumbai International Cruise Terminal.

Videos (778)

Scottish Pipe Band  Sailway, British Isles Cruises  #cruise #cruiseship0:14

Scottish Pipe Band Sailway, British Isles Cruises #cruise #cruiseship

· 363 views · 3 years ago
Rainbows in the Spray | Cruise Ship | Rainbow | Ocean0:15

Rainbows in the Spray | Cruise Ship | Rainbow | Ocean

· 331 views · 3 years ago
Royal Caribbean Group logo
Royal Caribbean Group
Celebrity Cruises logo
Celebrity Cruises
Azamara Pursuit Grand Prix Voyage - The Monaco Grand Prix!37:29Review

Azamara Pursuit Grand Prix Voyage - The Monaco Grand Prix!

· 1K views · 3 years ago
Highly Positive
Azamara logo
Azamara
Silversea Cruises logo
Silversea Cruises
Azamara logo
Azamara Pursuit
+2 more
Celebrity Beyond , Celebrity Cruises , Maiden Voyage0:15

Celebrity Beyond , Celebrity Cruises , Maiden Voyage

· 198 views · 3 years ago
Celebrity Cruises logo
Celebrity Cruises
Celebrity Cruises logo
Celebrity Beyond
Azamara Pursuit #azamarapursuit #azamara #luxurycruise #cruiseship0:26

Azamara Pursuit #azamarapursuit #azamara #luxurycruise #cruiseship

· 153 views · 3 years ago
Azamara logo
Azamara
Azamara logo
Azamara Pursuit
Celebrity Beyond Resort Deck views!0:19

Celebrity Beyond Resort Deck views!

· 881 views · 3 years ago
Celebrity Cruises logo
Celebrity Cruises
Celebrity Cruises logo
Celebrity Beyond
Bug Naked, The Cat who lives on a Cruise Ship! Celebrity Cruises0:27

Bug Naked, The Cat who lives on a Cruise Ship! Celebrity Cruises

· 2K views · 3 years ago
Celebrity Cruises logo
Celebrity Cruises
Celebrity Cruises logo
Celebrity Beyond
Celebrity Cruises logo
Celebrity Edge
+1 more
Golden Horizon Tender Views | Rigged Ship | Luxury Cruising0:16

Golden Horizon Tender Views | Rigged Ship | Luxury Cruising

· 6K views · 3 years ago
Rigged Ship views! Golden Horizon, the largest Rigged Cruise Ship in the World #shorts0:31

Rigged Ship views! Golden Horizon, the largest Rigged Cruise Ship in the World #shorts

· 541 views · 3 years ago
Regal Princess sunset views #princesscruises #regalprincess #sunsetview #sunset0:15

Regal Princess sunset views #princesscruises #regalprincess #sunsetview #sunset

· 246 views · 3 years ago
Princess Cruises logo
Princess Cruises
Princess Cruises logo
Regal Princess
Rotterdam views from Regal Princess0:19

Rotterdam views from Regal Princess

· 320 views · 3 years ago
Holland America Line logo
Holland America Line
Princess Cruises logo
Princess Cruises
Holland America Line logo
Rotterdam
+1 more
When you wish upon a star.... #disney #disneycruiseline #whenyouwishuponastar #disneycruise0:13

When you wish upon a star.... #disney #disneycruiseline #whenyouwishuponastar #disneycruise

· 8K views · 3 years ago
Disney Cruise Line logo
Disney Cruise Line
Disney Cruise Line logo
Disney Magic
Disney Cruise Line logo
Disney Dream
+3 more
Beautiful Sunrise views at sea, in the English Channel! #sunrise #oceanviews  #cruisevlogger0:13

Beautiful Sunrise views at sea, in the English Channel! #sunrise #oceanviews #cruisevlogger

· 1K views · 3 years ago
Royal Caribbean Group logo
Royal Caribbean Group
Disney Cruise Line logo
Disney Cruise Line
Gorgeous Sunset Views on Celebrity Beyond #celebritycruises #celebritybeyond #cruise0:15

Gorgeous Sunset Views on Celebrity Beyond #celebritycruises #celebritybeyond #cruise

· 80 views · 3 years ago
Celebrity Cruises logo
Celebrity Cruises
Celebrity Cruises logo
Celebrity Beyond
Climbing off the Cruise Ship!  #cruise #cruiseship #cruisevlogger #queenmary2 #cunardline0:25

Climbing off the Cruise Ship! #cruise #cruiseship #cruisevlogger #queenmary2 #cunardline

· 2K views · 3 years ago
Cunard Line logo
Cunard Line
Royal Caribbean Group logo
Royal Caribbean Group
Cunard Line logo
Queen Mary 2
+2 more
Britannia Dining room on QM2 #cunardline #queenmary2 #qm2 #cruisevlogger0:16

Britannia Dining room on QM2 #cunardline #queenmary2 #qm2 #cruisevlogger

· 816 views · 3 years ago
Cunard Line logo
Cunard Line
P & O Cruises logo
P & O Cruises
P & O Cruises logo
Britannia
+2 more
Celebrity Beyond #celebritybeyond #celebritycruises0:20

Celebrity Beyond #celebritybeyond #celebritycruises

· 3K views · 3 years ago
Celebrity Cruises logo
Celebrity Cruises
Celebrity Cruises logo
Celebrity Beyond
VIVA ONE - Food- VIVA Cruises |  River cruise review | europe river cruises |2:42

VIVA ONE - Food- VIVA Cruises | River cruise review | europe river cruises |

· 4K views · 3 years ago
Holland America Line logo
Holland America Line
Holland America Line logo
Rotterdam
The Captain of a River Cruise Ship! #rivercruise #captain #cruisevlogger #rivercruising0:12

The Captain of a River Cruise Ship! #rivercruise #captain #cruisevlogger #rivercruising

· 1K views · 3 years ago
Walking around the Promenade deck! #cruiseship #cruising  #cruise #cruisevlogger #promenadedeck0:05

Walking around the Promenade deck! #cruiseship #cruising #cruise #cruisevlogger #promenadedeck

· 7K views · 3 years ago
Beautiful Scarlet Lady Wake views  #cruise #cruiseship #virginvoyages #cruisevlogger #cruising0:22

Beautiful Scarlet Lady Wake views #cruise #cruiseship #virginvoyages #cruisevlogger #cruising

· 273 views · 3 years ago
Virgin Voyages logo
Virgin Voyages
Virgin Voyages logo
Scarlet Lady
VIVA ONE - Cabin Tour - VIVA Cruises |  River cruise review | europe river cruises |13:59Tour

VIVA ONE - Cabin Tour - VIVA Cruises | River cruise review | europe river cruises |

· 1K views · 3 years ago
Highly Positive
Holland America Line logo
Holland America Line
Holland America Line logo
Rotterdam
VIVA ONE - Ghent & Disembarkation - VIVA Cruises |  River cruise review |16:54Vlog

VIVA ONE - Ghent & Disembarkation - VIVA Cruises | River cruise review |

· 271 views · 3 years ago
Highly Positive
Holland America Line logo
Holland America Line
Holland America Line logo
Rotterdam
VIVA ONE -Rotterdam - VIVA Cruises |  River cruise review |31:01Vlog

VIVA ONE -Rotterdam - VIVA Cruises | River cruise review |

· 559 views · 3 years ago
Highly Positive
Holland America Line logo
Holland America Line
Holland America Line logo
Rotterdam