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Lois : No Cruise Control

Lois : No Cruise Control

🥉Knowledgeable Creator
778 Cruise Videos on Trip Bacon1,841 Total Videos on YouTube34K subscribers

Lois : No Cruise Control description on YouTube:

Welcome! I’m Lois, I’m a Specialist Nurse in the NHS and a Cruise content creator! I have quite a niche job, which can be very sad, so my way to maintain my resilience is to cruise! To set sail and switch off! I’d love to share this with you and inspire you to cruise! Having spent over 530 days at sea, on 20 different Cruise Lines, I hope to show you that Cruising really is the best way to travel and the choice of different cruise line is immense! Subscribe to watch my NCL, Azamara, Silversea, Seabourn, Celebrity, National Geographic, Windstar, Virgin Voyages, Disney Cruise Line, Explora Journeys, MSC Yacht Club, Majestic Line, Ponant Le Bellot plus many more over this next year. Over the next year I’ll be cruising the Scottish islands, the Med, Antarctica and the Arctic and much more on some very exciting cruise lines. Facebook: nocruisecontrol85 Instagram: nocruisecontrol85

Catalogue Coverage
Established read · Lois : No Cruise Control

We’ve analysed 778 of 1,800+ videos so far.

Published
778
analysed and live on Trip Bacon
On YouTube
1,841
total catalogue
Catalogue coverage42%

Solid sample of Lois : No Cruise Control's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.

Annual Activity
Lois : No Cruise Control’s output · year over year

How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?

YearDiscoveredCruise Coverage(cruise-related ÷ discovered)Trip Bacon Coverage(analysed ÷ cruise-related)
  1. 2026
    42
  2. 2025
    426
  3. 2024
    418
  4. 2023
    398
  5. 2022
    463
  6. 2021
    65
  7. 2020
    1
  8. 2019
    10
Heat scale
0% → 100%“Discovered” = videos we’ve found for this channel, not necessarily on the site yet.

Topic-by-topic creator consensus

Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.

Strongest Praise
Spa & Fitness
13 mentions
Biggest Critique
Wi-Fi
8 mentions

Dining

Main Dining
Seriously Tasty25 video mentions
Specialty Dining
Seriously Tasty64 video mentions
Top
Buffet
Solid Strip11 video mentions
Room Service
Seriously Tasty6 video mentions

Cabins

Interior Cabins
Seriously Tasty24 video mentions
Balcony Cabins
Seriously Tasty67 video mentions
Suites
Seriously Tasty41 video mentions
Top

Entertainment

Shows
Seriously Tasty33 video mentions
Nightlife
Seriously Tasty12 video mentions
Casino
Solid Strip4 video mentions
Activities
Seriously Tasty31 video mentions

Deck & Recreation

Pool Deck
Solid Strip39 video mentions
Water Park
Seriously Tasty5 video mentions
Kids & Family
Solid Strip13 video mentions
Spa & Fitness
Seriously Tasty13 video mentions
Top

Ship & Crew

Ship Condition
Seriously Tasty100 video mentions
Embarkation
Solid Strip50 video mentions
Crew & Service
Seriously Tasty173 video mentions

Value & Logistics

Booking
Solid Strip47 video mentions
Value
Solid Strip75 video mentions
Excursions
Solid Strip81 video mentions
Wi-Fi
Barely Crispy8 video mentions
Loyalty Program
Seriously Tasty23 video mentions
How to read the Trip Bacon Score
Happy Bacon — creators loved this aspect
Sad Bacon — creators took issue with this
Meh — no strong opinion either way

Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.

About our Bacon Score methodology

Who’s this ship for?

How the ship rates with different travel parties.

Solo Travelers
83%
Loved
Best Match
Couples
86%
Loved

Consensus Seals

Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.

Foodie Favorite
Dining consistently praised
Date Night Ready
High sentiment from couples
Thrill Ship
Standout water park & activities
Great Value
Positive consensus on value-for-money
First-Timer Friendly
Highly rated by first-time cruisers
Showstopper
Entertainment praised by creators

What Creators Are Saying

Selected quotes from our creator panel.

The Good

we loved the hammock so much uh it's just so comfortable and just the most amazing idea

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

would definitely stay in a junior suite on morel explorer again definitely without a doubt

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

Stay tuned for some stunning views, unforgettable experiences, shore excursions and lots of penguins, loads of penguins.

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

Being Welsh, I'm so happy, and I've got lots of presents for my fellow Welshies.

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

I'm so excited, like super super excited to see them.

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control
The Watch-outs

this was Cruise 52 for me and checkin was an absolute beep show um yeah absolutely awful chaotic no organization rude people passengers and crew just awful awful

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

She'll never ever be using Show Excursions um group again and cannot recommend it. Please do not.

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

I'm really all I can do is apologize for that wow Jesus Christ

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

The shore excursions on this cruise are incredibly expensive. There would be like four $400 each for some of the cru uh trips.

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

I've cruised with Azamara before. I don't remember them being so expensive, but literally a a trip on a ribbo was about $400 each each.

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

Pro Tips From Creators

The most-shared advice for Lois : No Cruise Control.

  1. Stay tuned for more shorts or watch short vlogs about each port visited.

  2. Have your camera ready to get photographs of your ship or video ship during tender rides.

  3. Bring a snood to protect your ears, cheeks, and nose from the cold.

  4. Join the Beyond the Podium enrichment lecture program to enrich your sea days.

  5. Check your Celebrity app for the latest lecture times.

  6. Look out and look up in the main atrium to see the library.

  7. Enjoy the lawn club for a special day at sea.

  8. Visit the Gateway of India and Taj Mahal Palace when you dock at Mumbai International Cruise Terminal.

Videos (778)

Embarkation - The Majestic Line’s Glen Massan | Solo Small Ship Cruise in Scotland | The Hebrides11:59Vlog

Embarkation - The Majestic Line’s Glen Massan | Solo Small Ship Cruise in Scotland | The Hebrides

· 376 views · 7 months ago
Highly Positive
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P & O Cruises
P & O Cruises logo
Iona
P & O Cruises logo
Aurora
Carnival Sunshine & Azamara Quest in St John, NB, Canada #cruiseship #cruise #canada0:13

Carnival Sunshine & Azamara Quest in St John, NB, Canada #cruiseship #cruise #canada

· 1K views · 7 months ago
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Azamara
Carnival Cruise Line logo
Carnival Cruise Line
Carnival Cruise Line logo
Carnival Sunshine
+1 more
Norwegian Gem docked in Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada #cruiseship #norwegiancruiseline #canada0:06

Norwegian Gem docked in Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada #cruiseship #norwegiancruiseline #canada

· 316 views · 7 months ago
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Norwegian Cruise Line
Norwegian Cruise Line logo
Norwegian Gem
Hello Norwegian Gem! Joining us in Saint John, NB #cruiseship #norwegiancruiseline #cruising0:14

Hello Norwegian Gem! Joining us in Saint John, NB #cruiseship #norwegiancruiseline #cruising

· 713 views · 7 months ago
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Norwegian Cruise Line
Norwegian Cruise Line logo
Norwegian Gem
The fabulous entertainment cast on board Azamara Quest! #entertainment #cruiseship #azamaracruises0:19

The fabulous entertainment cast on board Azamara Quest! #entertainment #cruiseship #azamaracruises

· 361 views · 7 months ago
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Azamara
Azamara logo
Azamara Quest
Gorgeous Norwegian Gem joining us in Saint John, New Brunswick #norwegiancruiseline #ncl #cruiseship0:12

Gorgeous Norwegian Gem joining us in Saint John, New Brunswick #norwegiancruiseline #ncl #cruiseship

· 980 views · 7 months ago
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Norwegian Cruise Line
Norwegian Cruise Line logo
Norwegian Gem
Visiting beautiful Lunenburg in Nova Scotia,Canada #lunenburg #canada #azamaraquest #azamaracruises0:19

Visiting beautiful Lunenburg in Nova Scotia,Canada #lunenburg #canada #azamaraquest #azamaracruises

· 842 views · 7 months ago
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Azamara
Azamara logo
Azamara Quest
Azamara Quest Tender rides - Lunenburg, Canada #canada #lunenburg #azamaracruises #cruise0:19

Azamara Quest Tender rides - Lunenburg, Canada #canada #lunenburg #azamaracruises #cruise

· 717 views · 7 months ago
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Azamara
Azamara logo
Azamara Quest
Watching the Maritime Halifax Pilots disembark #maritimepilot #cruiseship #cruising #halifax0:19

Watching the Maritime Halifax Pilots disembark #maritimepilot #cruiseship #cruising #halifax

· 805 views · 7 months ago
Visiting Halifax Nova Scotia with Azamara Quest #azamaracruises #luxurycruising #halifax #novascotia0:40

Visiting Halifax Nova Scotia with Azamara Quest #azamaracruises #luxurycruising #halifax #novascotia

· 142 views · 7 months ago
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Azamara
Azamara logo
Azamara Quest
Silver Shadow docked in Halifax, Canada #silversea #silvershadow #ultraluxury #cruiseship #cruise0:25

Silver Shadow docked in Halifax, Canada #silversea #silvershadow #ultraluxury #cruiseship #cruise

· 1K views · 7 months ago
Silversea Cruises logo
Silversea Cruises
Silversea Cruises logo
Silver Shadow
London to Oban for a Majestic Line Cruise | BA CityFlyer,Glasgow Airport Express &West Highland Line4:51

London to Oban for a Majestic Line Cruise | BA CityFlyer,Glasgow Airport Express &West Highland Line

· 264 views · 7 months ago
A tender ride with Azamara Quest in Canada #canada #azamara #cruising #cruiseship0:15

A tender ride with Azamara Quest in Canada #canada #azamara #cruising #cruiseship

· 314 views · 7 months ago
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Azamara
Azamara logo
Azamara Quest
Azamara Quest in Havre-Saint-Pierre, Canada 🇨🇦 #canada #azamara #cruiseship #cruise #cruising0:23

Azamara Quest in Havre-Saint-Pierre, Canada 🇨🇦 #canada #azamara #cruiseship #cruise #cruising

· 1K views · 7 months ago
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Azamara
Azamara logo
Azamara Quest
Exploring Havre-Saint-Pierre with Azamara Quest #azamara #havresaintpierre #canada #cruising0:31

Exploring Havre-Saint-Pierre with Azamara Quest #azamara #havresaintpierre #canada #cruising

· 460 views · 7 months ago
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Azamara
Azamara logo
Azamara Quest
Wildlife spotting in Havre-Saint-Pierre #seals #canada #azamara #cruising #azamaracruises #cruise0:33

Wildlife spotting in Havre-Saint-Pierre #seals #canada #azamara #cruising #azamaracruises #cruise

· 176 views · 7 months ago
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Azamara
Azamara Quest in Baie Comeau #baiecomeau #azamara #azamaraquest #azamaracruises #luxurytravel0:14

Azamara Quest in Baie Comeau #baiecomeau #azamara #azamaraquest #azamaracruises #luxurytravel

· 685 views · 7 months ago
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Azamara
Azamara logo
Azamara Quest
Azamara Quest at anchor off Saguenay Canada #canada #saguenay #azamaraquest #azamara #azamaracruises0:15

Azamara Quest at anchor off Saguenay Canada #canada #saguenay #azamaraquest #azamara #azamaracruises

· 661 views · 7 months ago
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Azamara
Azamara logo
Azamara Quest
Visiting Baie-Comeau, Canada on Azamara Quest #azamara #canada #azamaracruises #visitcanada0:15

Visiting Baie-Comeau, Canada on Azamara Quest #azamara #canada #azamaracruises #visitcanada

· 159 views · 7 months ago
Azamara logo
Azamara
Azamara logo
Azamara Quest
AzAmazing Evening in Québec with Azamara Cruises #azamara  #luxurycruising #teamhamza0:26

AzAmazing Evening in Québec with Azamara Cruises #azamara #luxurycruising #teamhamza

· 240 views · 7 months ago
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Azamara
A taste of the fantastic food on Azamara Quest #cruisefood #azamaraquest #azamara #food0:24

A taste of the fantastic food on Azamara Quest #cruisefood #azamaraquest #azamara #food

· 667 views · 7 months ago
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Azamara
Azamara logo
Azamara Quest
Riding Amtrak’s Most Scenic Train: New York to Montreal!19:56Vlog

Riding Amtrak’s Most Scenic Train: New York to Montreal!

· 2K views · 7 months ago
Highly Positive
Visiting Québec City with Azamara Cruises #azamaraquest #quebeccity #visitcanada #azamaracruises0:23

Visiting Québec City with Azamara Cruises #azamaraquest #quebeccity #visitcanada #azamaracruises

· 292 views · 7 months ago
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Azamara
Azamara logo
Azamara Quest
Old Québec food and drink tour #quebec #walkingtour #azamaraquest #azamara #azamaracruises #cruise0:16

Old Québec food and drink tour #quebec #walkingtour #azamaraquest #azamara #azamaracruises #cruise

· 110 views · 7 months ago
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Azamara
Azamara logo
Azamara Quest