Now Go See It

“Rhodes was one of our favorite stops on this cruise. The port is easy, old town is immediately accessible, the museums were far better than expected, the palace was one of a kind.”

“This is a fantastic picolada. Five out of five.”

“Rhodes had more competition, broader mix of stores, and noticeably better prices. If you plan to buy souvenirs, gifts, clothing, food products, or something that will later make you question your airline baggage allowance, Rhodes is where I would do most of it.”

“Oh, ladies and gentlemen, this may be the winner.”

“This is a triumph. So if you go back in my vlogs, you'll see that I review all the Norwegian desserts upstairs, the buffet. Most of them complete garbage. The sagnes sensational.”

“I'm going to have to give this hotel a a solid D, maybe even a D minus. It is D for dumpy.”

“This tastes regurgitated. Zero out of five.”

“This is the view. It's literally a view of the parking lot. So, everyone can see into our room.”

“This is honestly probably the most disappointing DoubleTree hotel I've stayed in in a long time.”

“It is dreadful. God. God, that's bad.”