Optimal Cruising

“And on a brand new ship, you can get a one-week cruise for $619 a person. That is almost unbelievable.”

“You can't find this price for a 1-week cruise on the World Europa when it gets to the Mediterranean.”

“Now, I'm looking here at the Norwegian Jade, which does a continuous 7-night cruise up and down Alaska's coast. Most of the remaining dates of this season are priced in the $300 range, about $339 per person for a 7-night, mind you, Alaska cruise.”

“This is an unheard of price on Princess in the middle of summer departing on August 8th.”

“This deal is just too good to be true.”

“The biggest rip-off on a cruise ship is not the drink package or the Wi-Fi. It's the things they give you for free because those free giveaways are designed to open your wallet before you even realize you're spending.”

“The cruise lines all-inclusive promise is a lie.”

“There's nothing worse than hearing that bass beat on late into the night when you're trying to sleep.”

“You will hear the annoying sound of scraping deck chairs late into the evening and very early in the morning.”

“Carnival is making a lot of changes and cuts that seem to be taking the fun out of cruising.”