Port Monkeys
π₯Expert CreatorPort Monkeys description on YouTube:
Port Monkeys is dedicated to all things cruising and travel. We feature ship reviews and tours, including cabins. What to do in port and shore excursions. New videos are posted often. We hope you enjoy the videos. Donβt forget to subscribe. Thanks for watching.
Weβve analysed 1,320 of 1,600+ videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Port Monkeys's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score β 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0β5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = βmehβ, 5 = βbacon blissβ. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWhoβs this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
βwould I go on it again definitely in a heartbeat it's a great shipβ
βIt was just great.β
βIt's great to be here. It's great to be in love again.β
βWorld's best cruise ship. 2025, Royal Princess.β
βAnyway, and that's a little sample of what to do on a princess ship in the evening.β
βwe are not going to cruise we are not happyβ
βwe got a call from princess that our cruise was cancelled cancelled cancelledβ
βSo, I guess what I could say about the snorkeling is don't come on this excursion if if you want to snorkel, if you want to have good snorkeling.β
βprincess really needs to change that for us this was such an inconvenience for everybodyβ
βLionfish are bad. Yeah, it looks They're evil.β
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Port Monkeys.
Come up to deck 18 if you ever go under the Golden Gate Bridge or through the Panama Canal.
Look for Planks Barbecue on every other night.
Rent a car to explore the island.
Be aware of shuttle times to avoid missing the last one.
Check beach conditions before planning to snorkel.
Watch the other video from New Wheelie Wheelie to find out the story of budget car rental.
You can walk across the sand, but you have to walk across the water too.
The hotel will ask you not to sit on the grass; sand is public, grass is hotel.
Videos (1320)
12:07TipsCatching Covid on a Cruise Ship - Day 16? At Home
2:42VlogSouthampton, England From a Cruise ShipοΏΌ
3:06VlogCatching Covid on a Cruise Ship - Day 12 At Home, Finally
5:08VlogCatching Covid on a Cruise Ship - Day 12 At Home, Finally - Addendum
3:23VlogPortland, England from a Cruise Ship
8:13VlogCatching Covid on a Cruise Ship - Day 10? At a Hotel Near London
8:07VlogCatching Covid on a Cruise Ship - Day 9? At a Hotel Near London
8:06TourEnchanted Princess Deluxe Balcony Cabin D403 Tour (Quarantine Area)
6:30VlogCatching Covid on a Cruise Ship - Day 7 - Final Day?
2:58VlogCatching Covid on a Cruise Ship - Day 7 - Final Day? Addendum
6:11VlogCatching Covid on a Cruise Ship - Day 6
0:3130 Seconds of Reflection
6:02VlogCatching Covid on a Cruise Ship - Day 5
1:01VlogCatching Covid on a Cruise Ship - Day 5 1/2
2:32VlogGlassy Seas on May 1οΏΌ
8:17VlogHamburg, Germany From a Cruise ShipοΏΌ
2:36VlogThe Enchanted Princess in the Port of Zeebrugge, Belgium
6:06VlogCatching Covid on a Cruise Ship - Day 4
5:13VlogCatching Covid on a Cruise Ship - Day 3
1:31Sunset from the Enchanted Princess in the North Sea
6:02VlogPt 2 - Sunset from the Enchanted Princess in the North Sea - Part 2
1:02VlogThe Louisiana Star Sails by the Enchanted Princess in Hamburg, Germany
9:38VlogCatching Covid on a Cruise Ship - Day 2
3:52TourEnchanted Princess Arriving in Kristiansand, Norway