Port Monkeys
🥈Expert CreatorPort Monkeys description on YouTube:
Port Monkeys is dedicated to all things cruising and travel. We feature ship reviews and tours, including cabins. What to do in port and shore excursions. New videos are posted often. We hope you enjoy the videos. Don’t forget to subscribe. Thanks for watching.
We’ve analysed 1,320 of 1,600+ videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Port Monkeys's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“would I go on it again definitely in a heartbeat it's a great ship”
“It was just great.”
“It's great to be here. It's great to be in love again.”
“World's best cruise ship. 2025, Royal Princess.”
“Anyway, and that's a little sample of what to do on a princess ship in the evening.”
“we are not going to cruise we are not happy”
“we got a call from princess that our cruise was cancelled cancelled cancelled”
“So, I guess what I could say about the snorkeling is don't come on this excursion if if you want to snorkel, if you want to have good snorkeling.”
“princess really needs to change that for us this was such an inconvenience for everybody”
“Lionfish are bad. Yeah, it looks They're evil.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Port Monkeys.
Come up to deck 18 if you ever go under the Golden Gate Bridge or through the Panama Canal.
Look for Planks Barbecue on every other night.
Rent a car to explore the island.
Be aware of shuttle times to avoid missing the last one.
Check beach conditions before planning to snorkel.
Watch the other video from New Wheelie Wheelie to find out the story of budget car rental.
You can walk across the sand, but you have to walk across the water too.
The hotel will ask you not to sit on the grass; sand is public, grass is hotel.
Videos (1320)
1:34Towel Animal Day on the Carnival Miracle
8:45TourCarnival Miracle Balcony Cabin 8111
11:40TipsPuerto Vallarta, Mexico - Beach & Shopping Near the Ship - What to Do on Your Day in Port
12:31TourSpasski River Bear Search Tour in Icy Strait Point, Alaska
27:57VlogCarnival Panorama Ropes Course - Twice Around
8:41TourIcy Strait Point, Alaska - A Quick Look
39:58VlogKetchikan, Alaska - Creek St. & Salmon - What to Do in Port
12:40TourCarnival Panorama Balcony Cabin 11251 Tour
24:18VlogMazatlan, Mexico - Walking to El Faro & Mirador De Cristal - What to Do in Port
14:04TourCarnival Panorama Cove Balcony 2293 Tour 2022
21:55TourCarnival Panorama Ship Tour Highlights 2022
4:59Tour360° Walk on El Faro Lighthouse & Mirador De Cristal in Mazatlan, Mexico in 4K
2:26Cabo San Lucas Time Lapse - February 2022
23:26TourCarnival Miracle Ship Tour 2021 - A Quick Look
11:31Sailing Away from Cabo San Lucas - part 1
11:31Sailing Away From Cabo San Lucas - part 2
2:00Mazatlan, Mexico - Locals Wave Goodbye
25:01TourCarnival Panorama Ship Tour 2021 - A Quick Look
27:16VlogLeaving Cabo San Lucas on the Carnival Panorama
4:48VlogThe Last Morning of the Cruise from the Carnival Panorama
4:37Tour360° Grand Princess Walk on Lido Deck 14 in 4K
3:14VlogPort monkeys live from the Carnival Panorama in a cove balcony
21:29TourCarnival Dream Ship Tour 2021- A Quick Look
1:09TourHalf Moon Cay 360° Carnival's Private Island