Professor Melissa
🏅Authority CreatorProfessor Melissa description on YouTube:
I'm a university professor with a passion for travel, specifically cruising. I use every opportunity to see the world, and I love sharing what I learn along the way with others. Connect with me: TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@professormelissa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/professormelissa Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ProfMelissaCruises/ www.professormelissa.com Subscribe to my channel for regular cruise content, advice, tips, and strategies, and subscribe to my Cruiseletter at www.profmelissa.com/subscribe to get this same info (in written form) delivered straight to your inbox.
We’ve analysed 1,207 of 1,400+ videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Professor Melissa's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
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Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“We had the perfect day in Curacel.”
“Oh my god, that was out of this world.”
“So overall, is it worth it? Absolutely.”
“For 40 bucks, you get a British Colonial day pass that is taxes and fees included, and it includes a meal.”
“At the end of the day, do you need to pay for anything at Coco K? Absolutely not. You don't have to spend a single dime to have a great day at Coco K.”
“A band-aid, an ink pen, a fake eyelash, straws, a child's plastic spider ring, must have been Halloween, coins, and a nose ring hoop.”
“I kind of hate it.”
“I can't imagine trying to live my best life, even into my older age, not feeling well on an excursion and being told we'll just head back. It's just absolutely heartbreaking, unforgivable, and devastating.”
“one man on Rap City of the Seas a few days ago took this literally and jumped off the ship because he incurred a massive gambling debt on the ship.”
“Bar none the worst cruise experience I've ever had. Both ship, food, service, everything.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Professor Melissa.
If you value dining flexibility, book the Aurea experience to avoid fixed dining times.
Manage your expectations regarding service and food consistency, as they can vary significantly from sailing to sailing.
Confirm the total taxi price before getting in and ask if the bridge toll is included when going to Paradise Island.
Book day passes ahead of time as popular options can sell out during peak periods.
Compare third-party booking sites against cruise line prices, as third-party is almost always cheaper.
Check towel policies in advance, as some expensive water parks require you to bring your own.
Always do the cruise math on your own habits before you ever buy any package, especially the drink package.
Look up your exact ship's youth program hours and the rates before you sail and try to plan your activities and your nights around the free window.
Videos (1207)
1:26VlogI always find cruise embarkation day to be exciting, but a little stressful
0:42TipsThe surprising essential to bring on your next cruise
16:30TipsCruise Tragedy, Santorini Backlash & Loyalty Shakeups: What Cruisers Need to Know
0:24TipsDid you realize this about (most) cruise ship balcony staterooms?
1:00TipsHere are some cruise packing tips so you don’t make the same mistakes I used to make
0:53TourJust got on my third ever RCL cruise, which is free on a casino offer
1:02TipsI’m lucky to have found the love of my life, and we recently took a cruise where his single brother
1:15TipsColor me shocked… a cruise line change in 2025 that’s actually GOOD for cruisers?!
0:47VlogMight throw a party, and of course would add in a cruise Q&A, but I dunno… 🤔
14:22ReviewIs Carnival Cruise Still Worth the Price in 2025?
1:00TourCome with me for a tour of a cruise ship balcony stateroom — specifically aboard MSC Seascape
1:01ReviewHere’s my one big cruise confession… and it might surprise you
17:49CompareCruise Outrage: Overboard Tragedy, Teen Stunts, and Hidden Fees Spark Backlash
1:00TipsI love cruising, but I see some bad behavior sometimes
1:00ReviewI always catch some heat when I talk smack about MSC, but I’m always going to give you my honest
1:00TipsWould you do laundry on a cruise? If you’re packing for a cruise, here’s an option to keep in mind,
0:23TipsMy favorite simple cruise hack
1:01TipsHave you ever done a B2B or S2S cruise, or does it seem too stressful? I hope I don’t have regrets
1:00TipsWhat locations do you try to avoid?
0:26TipsI never leave home (for a cruise) without them! Do you have these on your cruise packing list? For
1:00TipsLooking for a safe excursion in Jamaica? Here’s why I chose #cruise #cruiselife #cruising #travel
13:22TipsWhat Cruise Veterans Know That You Don’t: Top Hacks for a Perfect Vacation
0:39VlogI’ve been fortunate to visit the Grand Turk cruise port twice this year, and I love it every time
1:00Tips