Professor Melissa
🏅Authority CreatorProfessor Melissa description on YouTube:
I'm a university professor with a passion for travel, specifically cruising. I use every opportunity to see the world, and I love sharing what I learn along the way with others. Connect with me: TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@professormelissa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/professormelissa Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ProfMelissaCruises/ www.professormelissa.com Subscribe to my channel for regular cruise content, advice, tips, and strategies, and subscribe to my Cruiseletter at www.profmelissa.com/subscribe to get this same info (in written form) delivered straight to your inbox.
We’ve analysed 1,207 of 1,400+ videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Professor Melissa's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“We had the perfect day in Curacel.”
“Oh my god, that was out of this world.”
“So overall, is it worth it? Absolutely.”
“For 40 bucks, you get a British Colonial day pass that is taxes and fees included, and it includes a meal.”
“At the end of the day, do you need to pay for anything at Coco K? Absolutely not. You don't have to spend a single dime to have a great day at Coco K.”
“A band-aid, an ink pen, a fake eyelash, straws, a child's plastic spider ring, must have been Halloween, coins, and a nose ring hoop.”
“I kind of hate it.”
“I can't imagine trying to live my best life, even into my older age, not feeling well on an excursion and being told we'll just head back. It's just absolutely heartbreaking, unforgivable, and devastating.”
“one man on Rap City of the Seas a few days ago took this literally and jumped off the ship because he incurred a massive gambling debt on the ship.”
“Bar none the worst cruise experience I've ever had. Both ship, food, service, everything.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Professor Melissa.
If you value dining flexibility, book the Aurea experience to avoid fixed dining times.
Manage your expectations regarding service and food consistency, as they can vary significantly from sailing to sailing.
Confirm the total taxi price before getting in and ask if the bridge toll is included when going to Paradise Island.
Book day passes ahead of time as popular options can sell out during peak periods.
Compare third-party booking sites against cruise line prices, as third-party is almost always cheaper.
Check towel policies in advance, as some expensive water parks require you to bring your own.
Always do the cruise math on your own habits before you ever buy any package, especially the drink package.
Look up your exact ship's youth program hours and the rates before you sail and try to plan your activities and your nights around the free window.
Videos (1207)
0:15Why I Can’t Stand Cruise Ship Sugar Straws 🍭🙅♀️
1:00VlogSea Days… love them or hate them? I have FOUR on this cruise, but I’m loving them so far
1:00TipsHere’s a cruise travel tip that I need for myself
1:02TipsIt took me *way* too many cruises (and sleepless nights) to figure these things out
0:17TipsCruise Dining Hack Most People Miss
1:00Matching clothes on a cruise… cringe, or cute? 🥰
27:30TipsPort Miami Secrets: Save Big, Stay Smart & Cruise in Style
1:00TipsWhat do you think about this BIG cruise news?
1:03TipsCarnival just made another change to their drink package
1:00TipsOf course I prefer balcony rooms, but I don’t mind interiors at all
1:00ReviewI hadn’t sailed Celebrity since 2019, so I was excited to give it another try
0:14TipsPacking light and packing right for a cruise is already hard enough
0:19TipsThe old way of mustering was miserable (although for some reason Disney has gone back to doing it
1:00I just went shopping at Dollar Tree for some cheap cruise essentials, and I found some goodies.
0:22TipsHere’s one simple cruise stateroom change that can make a big difference
1:00ReviewAll-inclusive resorts in Nassau are rare, but they DO exist, and I finally got to try one
1:06TipsI love taking the occasional solo cruise, and I truly believe cruising is one of the BEST ways to
14:19TipsCruise Ship Shocker: Tragic Death, Viral Bans & Loyalty Backlash
1:00I recently did a haul for new cruise formal wear for elegant night (formal night), and all but one
0:40TipsIf you’re taking a cruise to Key West, here’s a great way to see all the sites in one hour, and
1:08TipsAnother day, another “tweak” to Carnival’s new VIFP program
1:01TipsOnly spend the bare minimum (even a couple hundred will get you started), and don’t get sucked in
1:00TipsWhat’s your take on formal or elegant nights on a cruise? I personally like an excuse to get fancy,
1:28VlogThe Carnival Horizon Incident: Should We Be Talking About It?