Professor Melissa
🏅Authority CreatorProfessor Melissa description on YouTube:
I'm a university professor with a passion for travel, specifically cruising. I use every opportunity to see the world, and I love sharing what I learn along the way with others. Connect with me: TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@professormelissa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/professormelissa Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ProfMelissaCruises/ www.professormelissa.com Subscribe to my channel for regular cruise content, advice, tips, and strategies, and subscribe to my Cruiseletter at www.profmelissa.com/subscribe to get this same info (in written form) delivered straight to your inbox.
We’ve analysed 1,207 of 1,400+ videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Professor Melissa's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
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Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“We had the perfect day in Curacel.”
“Oh my god, that was out of this world.”
“So overall, is it worth it? Absolutely.”
“For 40 bucks, you get a British Colonial day pass that is taxes and fees included, and it includes a meal.”
“At the end of the day, do you need to pay for anything at Coco K? Absolutely not. You don't have to spend a single dime to have a great day at Coco K.”
“A band-aid, an ink pen, a fake eyelash, straws, a child's plastic spider ring, must have been Halloween, coins, and a nose ring hoop.”
“I kind of hate it.”
“I can't imagine trying to live my best life, even into my older age, not feeling well on an excursion and being told we'll just head back. It's just absolutely heartbreaking, unforgivable, and devastating.”
“one man on Rap City of the Seas a few days ago took this literally and jumped off the ship because he incurred a massive gambling debt on the ship.”
“Bar none the worst cruise experience I've ever had. Both ship, food, service, everything.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Professor Melissa.
If you value dining flexibility, book the Aurea experience to avoid fixed dining times.
Manage your expectations regarding service and food consistency, as they can vary significantly from sailing to sailing.
Confirm the total taxi price before getting in and ask if the bridge toll is included when going to Paradise Island.
Book day passes ahead of time as popular options can sell out during peak periods.
Compare third-party booking sites against cruise line prices, as third-party is almost always cheaper.
Check towel policies in advance, as some expensive water parks require you to bring your own.
Always do the cruise math on your own habits before you ever buy any package, especially the drink package.
Look up your exact ship's youth program hours and the rates before you sail and try to plan your activities and your nights around the free window.
Videos (1207)
1:00VlogJoin me for Sea Day (and Elegant Night) on Carnival Celebration
1:30TipsDram shop laws exist on land, but are murky at sea
1:00TipsHow do you prefer to handle luggage when boarding a cruise? If I have an early boarding time, or
0:24TipsAs someone who loves cruising, I encourage *everyone* to give it a try… with one big notable
0:08When taking a cruise, I always scope out the kid menu since it sometimes contains some gems… like
1:00ReviewI liked my cruise on Celebrity Silhouette, but it didn’t leave me wanting to book another one… at
9:33VlogUnexpected Sea Day, Test Kitchen Review & Port Miami Debarkation
0:57TipsWhat I didn't expect at the Antigua cruise port #cruise #travel #antigua
0:25VlogZero judgment here, just something I’ve noticed
0:07Cruises are so gross… typically said by people who have never taken a cruise.
11:06VlogCruise Chaos in Puerto Plata?! Monkeys, Food Reviews & Virgin Voyages Vibes
0:07Who else is obsessed with cruise ship Sea Day Brunch? 🤤
0:33TipsThere’s absolutely one thing you’ll want to pack if you take a Virgin Voyages cruise… and that’s
11:04VlogVirgin Voyages Dining Review: What’s Worth It on Scarlet Lady?
0:37TipsIf you’re at Puerto Plata today, come find these! Or, have a friend cruising? Share with them
1:00TipsNo matter how many cruises I take, I always stress a bit about time, so I thank my friend Kay for
14:35VlogMiami Embarkation Day: Virgin Voyages Check-In + Sea Terrace Room Tour
1:00ReviewI always try to be brutally honest (and will never be a sell out), so here’s the tea on Carnival
1:22VlogWe had an action-packed embarkation day, boarding Virgin Voyages’ Scarlet Lady
1:01TipsI really like the Costa Maya cruise port, but dislike its maze-like design
1:00TipsI adore Cozumel and love the beach clubs, so I always recommend those
13:23TipsCarnival Price Hikes, Port Battles, and a Dark Twist in the Anna Kepner Case
1:00VlogEmbarked today on my final cruise before the fall semester starts… For more cruising tips,
1:13Tips