Professor Melissa
🏅Authority CreatorProfessor Melissa description on YouTube:
I'm a university professor with a passion for travel, specifically cruising. I use every opportunity to see the world, and I love sharing what I learn along the way with others. Connect with me: TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@professormelissa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/professormelissa Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ProfMelissaCruises/ www.professormelissa.com Subscribe to my channel for regular cruise content, advice, tips, and strategies, and subscribe to my Cruiseletter at www.profmelissa.com/subscribe to get this same info (in written form) delivered straight to your inbox.
We’ve analysed 1,207 of 1,400+ videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Professor Melissa's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
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Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“We had the perfect day in Curacel.”
“Oh my god, that was out of this world.”
“So overall, is it worth it? Absolutely.”
“For 40 bucks, you get a British Colonial day pass that is taxes and fees included, and it includes a meal.”
“At the end of the day, do you need to pay for anything at Coco K? Absolutely not. You don't have to spend a single dime to have a great day at Coco K.”
“A band-aid, an ink pen, a fake eyelash, straws, a child's plastic spider ring, must have been Halloween, coins, and a nose ring hoop.”
“I kind of hate it.”
“I can't imagine trying to live my best life, even into my older age, not feeling well on an excursion and being told we'll just head back. It's just absolutely heartbreaking, unforgivable, and devastating.”
“one man on Rap City of the Seas a few days ago took this literally and jumped off the ship because he incurred a massive gambling debt on the ship.”
“Bar none the worst cruise experience I've ever had. Both ship, food, service, everything.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Professor Melissa.
If you value dining flexibility, book the Aurea experience to avoid fixed dining times.
Manage your expectations regarding service and food consistency, as they can vary significantly from sailing to sailing.
Confirm the total taxi price before getting in and ask if the bridge toll is included when going to Paradise Island.
Book day passes ahead of time as popular options can sell out during peak periods.
Compare third-party booking sites against cruise line prices, as third-party is almost always cheaper.
Check towel policies in advance, as some expensive water parks require you to bring your own.
Always do the cruise math on your own habits before you ever buy any package, especially the drink package.
Look up your exact ship's youth program hours and the rates before you sail and try to plan your activities and your nights around the free window.
Videos (1207)
1:01TipsOne of my favorite things about Nassau is that it’s not just a great port of call for a beach day,
1:01TipsI actually don’t mind interior staterooms on cruises, and Holland has some of the best
1:29TipsHere’s the latest in cruise line nickel-and-diming.
1:01TipsYou all know I’m a big fan of Cozumel’s beach clubs, which are designed primarily for cruisers
1:00I unlocked a treasure trove of cruise bargains at Dollar General, but sorry folks — I think this is
1:00TipsIf you’re packing and planning for a cruise, here’s one unexpected place to find some treasures… and
0:45TipsWho else misses the days of late night buffets and 24/7 free room service on cruise ships?
0:22TipsCruise Port Pharmacies
1:01TipsCozumel Beach Clubs for Cruisers
22:12ReviewSkip Atlantis? Baha Bay at Baha Mar Honest Review for Nassau Cruise Passengers!
1:00TipsHiring a private driver has been my go-to for several Caribbean ports, but I recently found a great
1:00TipsMy favorite way to spend the day in Costa Maya
1:00ReviewAll cruise line private islands are amazing, but here are 5 things I love about MSC’s Ocean Cay
1:07TourOne of my favorite things about cruising is enjoying sit down dinners every night in the Main Dining
0:21TipsA lot of Carnival cruisers are unhappy about this change, but I’m happy about it
0:27TipsSharing tables when you cruise… yea or nay? 🍴
0:33TipsEven when I’m taking a cruise without my kids, THIS is my favorite kind of room when sailing with
1:00TourAruba isn’t a huge island, but there’s still a lot to do and see here
13:07TipsViolence at Sea: Vanished Passenger, Teen Club Drama, and Royal’s Big Setback
1:00TipsIf you’re packing for a cruise, here are some things to leave behind
1:00ReviewHave you ever had a massage on a cruise? They’re expensive, but for me, they just hit different and
1:00VlogThat cruise disembarkation energy is SO different than embarkation energy
1:00ReviewI Love Virgin Voyages—But Here’s Why I Don’t Always Sail Them
1:00TipsWhat’s It Really Like to Work on a Cruise Ship?