Professor Melissa
🏅Authority CreatorProfessor Melissa description on YouTube:
I'm a university professor with a passion for travel, specifically cruising. I use every opportunity to see the world, and I love sharing what I learn along the way with others. Connect with me: TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@professormelissa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/professormelissa Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ProfMelissaCruises/ www.professormelissa.com Subscribe to my channel for regular cruise content, advice, tips, and strategies, and subscribe to my Cruiseletter at www.profmelissa.com/subscribe to get this same info (in written form) delivered straight to your inbox.
We’ve analysed 1,207 of 1,400+ videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Professor Melissa's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
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Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“We had the perfect day in Curacel.”
“Oh my god, that was out of this world.”
“So overall, is it worth it? Absolutely.”
“For 40 bucks, you get a British Colonial day pass that is taxes and fees included, and it includes a meal.”
“At the end of the day, do you need to pay for anything at Coco K? Absolutely not. You don't have to spend a single dime to have a great day at Coco K.”
“A band-aid, an ink pen, a fake eyelash, straws, a child's plastic spider ring, must have been Halloween, coins, and a nose ring hoop.”
“I kind of hate it.”
“I can't imagine trying to live my best life, even into my older age, not feeling well on an excursion and being told we'll just head back. It's just absolutely heartbreaking, unforgivable, and devastating.”
“one man on Rap City of the Seas a few days ago took this literally and jumped off the ship because he incurred a massive gambling debt on the ship.”
“Bar none the worst cruise experience I've ever had. Both ship, food, service, everything.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Professor Melissa.
If you value dining flexibility, book the Aurea experience to avoid fixed dining times.
Manage your expectations regarding service and food consistency, as they can vary significantly from sailing to sailing.
Confirm the total taxi price before getting in and ask if the bridge toll is included when going to Paradise Island.
Book day passes ahead of time as popular options can sell out during peak periods.
Compare third-party booking sites against cruise line prices, as third-party is almost always cheaper.
Check towel policies in advance, as some expensive water parks require you to bring your own.
Always do the cruise math on your own habits before you ever buy any package, especially the drink package.
Look up your exact ship's youth program hours and the rates before you sail and try to plan your activities and your nights around the free window.
Videos (1207)
1:05TipsIt makes me sad when newbie cruisers ask me if they should sail Carnival because they hear these
1:01TipsTaking a Cruise From Port Miami
25:35TipsCruising the ABC Islands: The Ultimate Port Guide
1:20TipsEnchantment of the Seas Emergency Medical Evacuation
1:00TipsWhy Cozumel's Beach Clubs Always Lead to Pier Runners
1:10ReviewI’m usually Carnival’s defender when it comes to cruise ship altercations, because it’s not a
1:01TipsWhy Costa Maya’s Cruise Port Always Gets Me Lost 😅
11:20TipsCruise SHOCKERS: Elevator Beatdown, Price Hikes & Surprise Cancellations
1:01TipsI love Mexico, but I don’t love its sargassum 😔
1:00TipsGetting to Port Canaveral
1:01TipsWhy Nassau is More Than Just a Beach Day – Amazing & Affordable Things to Do!
1:00TourSt. Thomas, US Virgin Islands Cruise Port & Private Driver
1:10TipsBuffet vs. Main Dining Room
1:00I unlocked a treasure trove of cruise bargains at Dollar General (Y’all Gotta See This)
1:00VlogExploring Grand Turk on a Golf Cart
13:37TipsExploring Nassau, Bahamas: Top Must-Do Beach Resorts
1:01ReviewCozumel Beach Clubs Are Fun—But This One Is My Peaceful Escape
0:38TipsGrand Turk Cruise Port
0:22TipsCruise Port Pharmacies
0:54TipsThe Best Costa Maya Cruise Port Spot
0:23TipsA Simple Cruise Curtain Hack
0:45TipsWho else misses the days of late night buffets and 24/7 free room service on cruise ships?
1:00TourMSC Balcony Stateroom Tour
20:56TipsRoyal Caribbean Cancels AGAIN – What’s Going On?