The travelling comic - William Caulfield

“If you ever are on a cruise ship and you see Philip's name, without a doubt, if you miss that show, you'll have missed the best show you ever poss”

“If you have never been to Norway, put it to the top of your list. Trust me, you'll never regret it.”

“I had an absolute ball. I'm not going to tell you one word of a lie.”

“meandering around the country and from countryside in sunshine on motorbikes, I can think of nothing better.”

“The show went really well last night. I really really enjoyed it.”

“my luggage isn't here and according to my air tag it since he had a private address somewhere in London which looks as if it has been stolen”

“the flight that I was booked on to flight Amsterdam was delayed by 2 hours which meant that I would miss all my connecting flights”

“on this uh nudist. Well, that was the longest 10 minutes listening to a load of throaty I've ever heard in my life.”

“I'm ready for that I'm ready to sleep I've been on the good night 22 Ys”

“at the minute anytime I come into Belfast I'm a kind of embarrassed because all we have is a marquee. It has served the purpose well.”