The travelling comic - William Caulfield

“meandering around the country and from countryside in sunshine on motorbikes, I can think of nothing better.”

“This is pure luxury. If you're into luxury cruising, take a look at the at the video to see what it's like inside an ultra luxurious ship.”

“If you have never been to Norway, seriously, do yourselves a favor and try and get here.”

“I'm currently on deck three on board the last ocean liner in the world, the Queen Mary 2.”

“I was more than delighted with the first show and overly delighted with the second show.”

“my luggage isn't here and according to my air tag it since he had a private address somewhere in London which looks as if it has been stolen”

“the flight that I was booked on to flight Amsterdam was delayed by 2 hours which meant that I would miss all my connecting flights”

“on this uh nudist. Well, that was the longest 10 minutes listening to a load of throaty I've ever heard in my life.”

“I'm ready for that I'm ready to sleep I've been on the good night 22 Ys”

“Queen Victoria was not making her scheduled stop in Ponta Delgard.”